EFED KNIGHTS GLOSSARY OF TERMS

A Murph - Someone who continually gets lost or misplaces things.

Barney Green - a retarded four breasted mammal with no skills who craves publicity

Bat Cave - An area so unadible to the human air it mirrors almost silence

Beard (noun) - A requirement to participate in the game of ewrestling. See known beard owners: Jesse Gunn, Tank, Jagilki, Skittlez

Boob - An acceptable replacement for a beard, they naturally come in pairs. Known boob owners include: Georgie Nickles, Kirsta Lewis, Kendell Smith and Jackson (who also owns a beard).

Broccoli - beef's arch enemy. To have broccoli with somebody is to have something positive with them. Give broccoli to somebody you like or admire.

Cool Bryan - A Bryan which is considered the opposite to 'Uncool Bryan' and is quite happy with their head and ass as seperate entities

Cunt - The term given to someone who flakes baaaaaaad!

Danny Orchard - Gimp slave used and abused by Ian Credible. More over than Kill Crazy

Duckman's Racism - On the very first show, Sam tried to fuse the word green back and wet behind the ears, to form the word Wetback, not knowing that in America its a racial slur, since then Duckman has been the racist of the show.

E-fed Succubus - Ugly, wart ridden troll type creature commonly seen to display fangs who trades in oral sex for fake Championship belts over the internet

Fuckman - Term used to describe the disapperance of a person over a 48 hour period where they have been involved in fornication

Gary - English name given to those unable to pronounce names of Cuban descent

Ian and Jay Radio Show - Abortion

Internet Lawyers - Actual clerical staff with addresses who think it is entertaining to pretend to sue somebody.

Insider - A generic term to epically fail at something whatever you try. See also: Virgin

Jackson - A person who's sexuality is unclear

Jus Huntley - User of internet lawyers

Marc - A: When someone is continually changing the spelling of their name B: Also when someone is sexually confused

M.D. Right - A process of being so acutely correct it is beyond 100% accurarcy

Noah Hanson (noun) - A grumpy member who abuses high powers. See "Gordon Brown".

Not Over - Commonly used in conjuction with the words 'Kill Crazy is'. A phrase to imply someone is not cared about by a selection of a community.

Orphan Tears - Common known fuel for the rich, fat and blonde twats

Pillage - A word used as a slur against Illinois' natives who run e-federations named after Scandinavian sailors

Racial Situation - Phrase used by ethnic minorities usually Filipinos with homosexual tendancies to describe discomfort in predominant white company

Rib - (1) A wrestling 'insider's' term to denote a joke or prank pulled on somebody. Known only by Shane Stylez. (2) Part of human anatomy. Can be used as delicious barbecue food.

Robert Wiesz -former internet lawyer, now urinal cake inspector. Cause that's what happens when you fuck with EFK!

Snork - The most evil word that can be used. (EX: Russ, Smash, Judge, Cindy and Legion)

Sonic Boom - A definition of a below par roleplayer

The Shoot - A common cure for insomnia

Uncool Bryan - A: A Bryan which is considered the opposite to 'Cool Bryan' for example unable to take their own head out their own ass. B: A word used to mock the deaf of Scotland

Virgin - see 'Insider'

What The Knight - A continuing story centering around the epic tale of Sonic Boom, the racist dumbass that got banned for hijacking somebody else's fed, literally.

Wetback - Scottish term for greenback...apparently

Your Face - The highest of all insults