JUDGE:

Did you know that Ian Monk's uses the tears of infants to moisturize his skin and keep his face smooth and hair free?

The Binge:

Did you know that the Cheeky Girls were booted from "Celebrity Fit Club" for not actually being celebrities?
Did you know Osama Bin Laden has been tracked down on the internet using the alias of Jesse Gunn?
Did you know that WWE are not aware that most viewers have already changed the channel before this irrelevant fact has hit the screen?
Did you know that once Jade Goody has died, The Sun will probably sucuumb to the credit crunch after having no other stories to put in their shit paper?


Shane Kincade:

Did you know that Nero Cain works as a paperboy.(FACT!)
Did you know, Insider Jay has finally moved out of his mother's basement and now resides in his Grandmother's garage.
Did you know, that Ian Credible doesnt actually loose socks, Danny Orchard is selling them to Ryan Davis.
Did you know, that Jesse Gunn doesnt have a chin. Luckily Barney Green has plenty to spare.
Did you know, that Barney Green is God's paperweight.
Did you know, that Shayne Stylez STILL cant log into the Knights Forums

Russ:

Due to his lack of height and large beard, Jesse Gunn was an extra during the dwarf scenes in Lord of the Rings.
Level One's son is called Boss Battle.
Off camera, Desert Sex are actually Armish.
Insider once masturbated to a blue screen error.
The Experts Invitiational will be brilliant!

Harry:

Justin McDonald is white, Marc Abrigo is black, Sam Clarke is English, Ian Monks is Scottish and Guille is hetrosexual.
- 3 out of 4 emos committ suicide during an episode of The Shoot
- John Pariah pre approved the dollar menu at McDonalds because he was fat and poor.
- Murphy missed his draft pick cause he is a douche and I can call him a douche cause he probably doesnt listen to the show
- Jag missed Harry...Harry didnt miss Jag
- Chris Lemke lost his virginity to a raisin
- Cindy has a cold
- Josh will be given 2 more chances by the T.F.W.F. and fuck them all up
- Nobody misses Tank

Chris Lemke:

Did you know that Chris Lemke’s son has already seen more vagina than Jay?
Did you know that MDK’s safety word is Jesse Gunn?
Did you know that Sam pleasures himself before writing every Fallen Angel rp by listening to Rock You Like A Hurricane?
Did you know that if Sam answers JB’s ducktail correctly he flogs himself in penance for 45 minutes?
Did you know that Marc went on Maury Povich to discover that the identity of his real father was a rampant KKK militant leader who was on Jerry Springer? Judge has yet to return a Christmas postcard.
FINALLY…
Did you know that its not about who you are, what you do, and how you do it, it’s just about Mike Bessette.

MDK:

Did you know that while the ladies of the e-knights are hot, John Travolta’s son was a little FITTER.
Did you know that Marq Abrigo and Guille once went to have an ethnically diverse fight but was cancelled due to Judge appearing and scaring them off with his hunting rifle and pointy hat.
Did you know that Tim has been using CD’s of commercially popular artists, grinding them down and spiking Patrick Swayze’s chemotherapy to make him feel worse?
Did you know that during the first scan, Exile ran out of the room after seeing a bouffant shaped mass on the baby’s head indicating that it is in fact Ian Monks’ child.
Did you know that if you wanted to create a collage of Marq Abrigo using snack foods, you would need 24 Mars bars to be melted down.
Did you know that Duckman really wants to say CURLY WURLY! (say it Duckman say it!)
Did you know that Judge was set to be the new Milky Bar kid but after being told he couldn’t change the tag line to, “White is right mother fucker.” They gave the role to Cliff instead.

Cliff:

Before Mr.Tourettes's sidekick Mr.Kojima was lighting the world on fire, Mr.Tourettes had a different partner. Mr.Blackman. An African American who used to entertain the audience by winning watermelon eating contest, and hillarious skits involving him chasing white women around backstage.

MDK:

Did you know it takes 14 Skelly's to make one Judge but only 7 to make a Smash Inc?
Did you know that if you wanted to paint a picture of Marq Abrigo you would need to select 'Oatmeal' from the Dulux colour chart.
Did you know that M.D.K. does not believe in Fairies, Garden Gnomes or Badgers.
Did you know that contrary to his comments, Marc Abrigo is a fully paid up member to the Ku Klux Klan as well as being a commander in the Black Panthers as well as the Phillipino Racial Awareness Movement (PRAM)?
Did you know that Duckman doesn't smoke weed but in fact the crushed remains of Skelly within a spare prosthetic leg of Zach Gowan?

Lemke:

Did you know? That there has been two posts at CWC between today (Jan 12th) and December 30th?
Did you know that the Spartans real name actually is martin? His last name just happens to be Spartan and he lost his mind when he was but a boy and was raped by a wolf.
Did you know that Tyler Boyd has spent the past two weeks trying to add Skelly's unborn child to his myspace?
Did you know that Judge was mistakenly asked to come to a Harry Potter DVD viewing party? Apparently they misunderstood his position as Grand Wizard.
Did you know that for research for MDK's sex position or wrestling move he recently took a vacation to Prague, the only place where one can legally purchase the Best of Ian Credible sex tape?

Russ:

Did you know that despite his slogan, AlexK is actually heel.

Jonnah Street:

'Jackson's right and left testicle havent spoken in 4 years'
'Harry Mouth sometimes pretends to be a Jewish sympathizer in Nazi Germany'
'Jagilki's beard talks to the animals'
'Cliff's adoption papers were forged by Stevie Wonder'
'Ian copied his hair from Rick Astley'

Justin McDonald:

The Waitress Harry fucked had a yeast infection
That Kirsta Lewis' boobs have a home device linked to Justin McDonald's face (now do a motor boat impression)
Fiedel Castro once tea bagged Guille
Mark Reynolds was raped by Ian Monks and thats why he isnt comfortable on the TFWF Boards anymore
Kill Crazy exsisted?

Smash Inc:

...that despite apparently not being over, Rob and Bob Hollands both have efeds named after them. Ring Of Beauty and Brawlers On a Budget respectively.
...that 8/10 all-female feds are created for the sole purpose of getting some internet poontang.
...that despite not looking for an efed, Ryan Davis enjoys talking with recruiting fedheads.
...that Tyrell's SWF efed is clearly not a poor excuse for some fan-fiction. (Fan Fed my arse!)
...Premier WC wants some new roleplayers, so check us out at premierwc.net and help me end this cheap advertisement.
...that WWE:TWIW is inspired by many things, most notably WTKIGO.

David Valdez:

Did you know that Barney Green's mother is "Tutti" from the Facts of Life?
Did you know that Tyler Boyd's dad was featured in a very famous episode of Diff'rent Strokes?
Did you know that Jackson and Jinxy's favorite show is Star Trek, and their favorite aliens are the "Changelings?"
Did you know an ugly woman makes a Jose mad, but pretty woman makes a Jose Ramon?
Did you know that Judge enjoys playing the Apples to Apples game, but consistantly gets the "racist" card?
Did you know that WWE has to change their term "Sports Entertainment" to "Primetime Soap Opera?" This goes back to their first change from professional wrestling to sports entertainment when they were not following the guidlines of wrestling nor were they professional. Now their change is due to the fact that they aren't sports or entertaining.
Finally, Did you know that one of Barney Green's tits could feed a third world nation, but doing so would cause a rise in high cholesterol and fatty acids?


Russ:

Did you know that...

... MasterFood's popular snack, Skittles, now comes with a blind Mars Bar.
... It was Ryann Hardy, not Matt, who cost Jeff the WWE Championship.
... Since being banned from Roughkut, The E-fed Knights and The Experts, DOZER has taken up cookery and his first recipe book, entitled 'Gunn Fishing', is out next week.

Marc Abrigo:

Did you know...

- ...that Ian Trumps is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around... and hurt you.
- ...that MDK has had as much sex with women as Jay has with nothing.
- ...President Barack Obama has family living in Illinois, Kenya, and one distant relative in Glasgow, Scotland.
- ...that Barney green is so fat, he's not weighed in lbs., but by Euros.
- ...when it comes to making Jagilki smile, three pairs of round, supple breasts are nothing compared to the bloody carcass of a deer.

Jonnah Street:

- That Aaron Roberts has lime flavored nipples
- That the Cat in the Hat was pissed Ian killed his wife for his wig
- That Guille mows my lawn in a push up bra
- That Harry has two testicles growing behind his ears which he hides with his long blonde surfer hair
- That Barrack Obama raped Black Death
- That the lice in Cliff's hair are holding their local elections this month
- That Jag's ass hair can be braided into those hair buns last sported by Carrie Fisher in Star Wars


Jesse Gunn:

Did you know ever since Joaquin Phoenix went nuts and grew a beard, he's received 5 offers to join an efed.
Did you know Scorpio took The Binge out to dinner on Valentines Day, but kept texting Dozer the whole time. Binge wasn't pleased and Scorpio slept on the couch.
Did you know Marq is actually a closet-racist.
Did you know a wrestler once believed to be dead will compete at The Experts Invitational IV. This is also not his first time competing at the invitational.
Did you know Alex K has no face?
Did you know Danny Orchard is Ian's real voice and he puts on his usual English accent as an act?
Did you know Sonic Boom's real handler is a boyscout leader? This one is actually true! Scary!


Harry Mouth:

'Jace Gryphon once sent me a PM...DELETE'
'Sam hasn't got much in the way of a Loch Ness Monster'


Lemke:

Did you know that Marc isnt really Filipino? He just stayed too long at a spray on tanning booth.
Did you know that Shane Stylez is a big Chris Brown fan? Now.
Did you know that Laura who is Hannah Rickman is starting up a facebook group called I hate RickyROH?
Did you know that Lexationships which aires Biweekly on blogTV is the funniest show on the interwebs?
Did you know that Cindy will give you a lapdance if you go to www.ingobwetrust.com join the site and comment!
Did you know that I'm shameless plug machine?

MDK:

Did you know that Judge does not believe in Africa?
Did you know that Jade Goody will be appearing in pantomime in December with Patrick Swayze? OH NO SHE ISN’T!
Did you know that Exile’s baby is not in fact the product of his own seminal fluid but an amalgamation of Ian Monks, Danny Orchard and a racoon that snuck in mid coitus?
Did you know that Irn Bru is made from girders? (Say it Duckman, SAY IT!)
Did you know that Tim can fit 24 skittles under his foreskin and Skittles can fit 24 Tim’s under her saggy piss flap. What a coincidence eh?