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It's happening...
« on: May 26, 2012, 09:01:19 PM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

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One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre incident off the MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when officers responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage -- where, according to the Herald, an officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

    The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

"[Officers] attempted to separate them, there was some sort of confrontation," Miami Police spokesman Willie Moreno told Local10.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital.

Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.

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Re: It's happening...
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2012, 09:22:01 PM »
Jesus, we're all fucked!!!

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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2012, 09:46:05 PM »
The zombie apocalypse begins...
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2012, 11:19:33 PM »
You know what comes next.  Injured man, bit, was taken to the hospital.  He bites a patient later on who was there with only a sprained wrist.  The patient goes home, infects his family and a few neighbors.  And so on, and so on.

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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2012, 12:03:14 AM »
Ladies and gentleman, most of us have been preparing for this moment most of our lives, those of you who haven't well it's been nice knowing you
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Re: It's happening...
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2012, 12:12:22 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2012, 12:57:22 AM »
Get your supplies now before it's too late.
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2012, 01:05:34 AM »
Does anyone own an island and can Ian afford to get the EFK guys there lol.






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Re: It's happening...
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2012, 04:07:05 AM »
Ladies and gentleman, most of us have been preparing for this moment most of our lives, those of you who haven't well it's been nice knowing you

Maybe you can end up dating a zombie chick? ;)

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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2012, 06:09:17 AM »
Maybe you can end up dating a zombie chick? ;)

Oh wait you have entered the ZOMBIE FRIENDS ZONE!!!!

Is that where they don't want to bite you because "I like hanging out with you"?

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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2012, 07:12:13 AM »
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2012, 01:56:56 PM »
What really distresses me is that they brought the victim to such a high populated area like a hospital.

If any EFKer is in the Miami area..please...leave as quick as you can.






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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2012, 02:15:43 PM »
Also some sort of festival happening there for the memorial day weekend.  Lots of tourists to infect before they go home and bring the zombie disease with them.  I swear this is a movie lol.

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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2012, 02:19:22 PM »
Wait you said Florida, are you sure it was a zombie and not you know Cliff.
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Re: It's happening...
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2012, 03:58:46 PM »
Wait you said Florida, are you sure it was a zombie and not you know Cliff.

Good point.