Side (s)A(m)

-   Nice Cliff Richard swerve, haven’t heard Blink in ages.
-   Harry McFly won I’m A Celebrity… fuck you British public!
-   Judge once again proves that he doesn’t care about “jungle dwellers”... Oh Judge.
-   I don’t do Facebook (I’ll not reveal myself to be a hypocritical prick by explaining why on an internet message board, I will say that my Jonny Briggs rp’s vs Kenny Freeman express much of my own opinions) but an EFK Facebook page may take away traffic from the boards.
-   For the record my beef wasn’t about me nor was it a mistake to put my name. I put my name at the end because I didn’t want to hide behind a veil of anonymity in case either party took offense & wished to discuss it further. The first draft of that beef did have a serious amount of venom… I did send it ages ago though so there’s a good chance that they forgot about the incident!
-   I do feel a little surprised that no-one in the last 5 years has sent a broccoli like Smash’s. I echo the sentiment wholeheartedly.
-   Let’s have a Russ vs MDK contribution contest in 2012… I love both those funny fatherfuckers.
-   Solid Caption Competition… couldn’t understand a word of the BD one though!
-   I love Dorling & actually owe him a rematch for the VERY tainted win I own over him. Check out his stuff.
-   Fantastic pubic related question from MDK, even better answer from 3B.
-   â€œI don’t mind marrying Jag, he’s the outdoorsy type.” Duckman logic ladies & gentlemen!
-   When the idea was first floated I thought that assumed the soap would be very similar to the sitcom a while back but props for making it fresh.
-   â€œFairytale of New York” is the ultimate Christmas song. Merci, merci beaucoup.

Side B(enevolence)

-   â€œDifferent Strokes”. Hello old friend.
-   I move for eradiction of stupid nominee’s. TFWF for up & coming e-fed? Really?
-   RP’er of the year Jack Benevolence? That guy sucks! Just jokes, I love me some other JB storytelling.
-   Mosa/Lupino was my pick for rp series (despite nominting Patrick Pines) Top notch.
-   Al Envy was a great choice for worst rp’er.
-   Scene wins Douchebag of the Year twice. It’s harsh to pin the New Edge thing on him as he wasn’t involved in ET but he richly deserves this crown. He still likes me though.
-   â€œB is the worst thing ever” I didn’t miss it Judge.
-   In the vernacular of Belfast graffiti “B woz robbed 4 best avatar”. Bums are nice though.
-   How’d I get nominated for spending productive money on e-fedding? It did guilt me into donating to the site though so I guess it worked! All I spent in 2011 though was buying a couple of Ego tops & frankly (without coming off like an arsehole) I only bought them because I liked the design & liked the guy selling them.
-   Perhaps we could get clip’s for the Show Moment of the Year next year, or maybe just a link on the nominees page.
-   â€œWhen you get her in the right mood she’s a hell of a roleplayer” This line made me spit water as with laughter.
-   Ian’s Benoit comment continues the EFK Christmas shocking moment tradition.
-   I’m thinking that next year the U-Turn award should be exclusively positive as the negative is taken care of by the Redheaded Stepchild award.
-   Marc ran a tournament on EFK last year, he was my pick for the Foreign Film award. Gary is good people though.
-   51%? I’m amazed that Duckers didn’t top 75% on the Lifetime Achievement award. Richly, richly deserved.


As for suggestion... Beefs & brocs could be trimmed or perhaps divided into general/EFK & e-fedding related. You could probably save yourselves an hour or so just by cutting the broccoli’s about Russ!

I personally wouldn’t miss the Caption Competition when it’s good it’s great but when it’s bad it’s fucking horrendous. DYK’s have to stay but they usually don’t take up much time anyway.
If you guys are doing the Marks For Xcellence (oh I now get it) podcast it renders the Real Wrestling Ramble obsolete so you can ditch that.

Maybe something like:

Side A
Any new business (stop being wankers on mafia, stop requesting naked photos from Briggs etc.)
General/EFK Beefs & Brocs
DYK’s
Freestyle (The Marq/MDK/Someone much better than I sent weird shit in to discuss bit)

Side B(riggs)
Any new E-fedding business (check out ET, VWF is closing due to incompetence etc.)
E-fedding Beefs & Brocs
Laws
Ducktail’s (Set number of questions so it can be divided into rounds)
Doctors
Wrap up

Welcome to EFK's UFC Prediction Game. If you are interested in playing please sign up and enjoy a forum tradition, three years in the making.

We will run this game from the first event in January through the last event in December & the scoring will work like this:

1 point for correctly predicting the outcome
1 point for correctly predicting the finish (if your outcome was right)
1 point for correctly predicting the round (if your outcome was right)
For the purposes of this game DQ, TKO's & KO's will be counted as the same

Bonus 2 points for correctly naming the "Fight Of The Night" (FOTN will be identified as the UFC's official FOTN in which both fighters receive bonuses, if FOTN goes to a fight that we weren't predicting there will be no bonus)
Bonus 3 points for correctly predicting 3 outcomes
Bonus 6 points for correctly predicting 3 fights dead on (i.e. Right outcome, finish & round)

In the event of a tie in scoring our tiebreakers will be first the number of correct outcome predictions & secondly number of bonus points acquired.

Predictions will be accepted up until scheduled starting time but try not to leave it too late, I don't want anyone being caught out by international events & the time difference. There will be no signups. You can come as you please, but missing events will affect your ranking on the p4p list. Dont piss me off by missing events.

***NEW*** IN CASE OF MISCALCULATION, EVENTS WILL NOW HAVE THEIR OWN THREAD. THEY WILL BE LOCKED UPON COMPLETION OF THE EVENT, SO IF THERES ANY ERROR YOU CAN REFER TO THE THREAD, AS OPPOSE TO HAVING TO PM EVERYONE THEIR PICKS.

***NEW*** LAST YEAR MIDAS TOOK ON THE TASK OF PREDICTING EVERY FIGHT ON THE CARD, THIS YEAR WE'LL ONLY BE PICKING THE MAIN CARD FIGHTS, AND THE OCCASIONAL BONUS OF THE 'TOP OF THE LINE' UNDERCARD FIGHTS, ON STACKED PPV CARDS FOR EXAMPLE.

   2012 Champion: Cory - 391 Outcomes (127), Rounds (59), Finishes (66), Outcomes Bonus (69), FOTN Bonus (10), Dead On Bonus (60)

   2011 Champion: Duckman - 239 (80 Outcome, 39 Finish, 30 Round, 9x 2 FOTN Bonus, 20x 3 Outcomes
Bonus, 2x 6 Dead On Bonus)

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2013 P4P LEADERBOARDS:

1ST: JON 104PTS
2ND: CORY 96PTS
3RD: FLINS 92PTS
4TH: LEVEL-ONE 85PTS
5TH: FRANCHISE 84PTS
6TH: BLACK DEATH 83PTS
7TH: DUCKMAN 76PTS
8TH: DOMINGO 73PTS
9TH: ROCKSTAR 67PTS
10TH: TRISTAN KRUISE 62PTS
11TH: FNORD 35PTS
12TH: DANTE 9PTS
13TH: NICK 5PTS

Well fuckers, like my ability to update this thread on time, 2011 is now just a memory. Let's take some time to reflect on what we've learned this year. Chuck Norris starts playing World Of Warcraft & in quick succession Bin Laden, Gaddafi & Kim Jong-Il die, coincidence? If two perfectly normal women like Sinead O'Connor & Kim Kardashian can't make their marriages work what hope is there for monogamy? Rebecca Black taught us that EVERYBODY was looking forward to the weekend... particularly on Friday. This year it was confirmed that if Jack Benevolence keeps playing this game what hope is there for the rest of us scoring a W?

Oh yeah, we also learned that Duckman is some sort of fucking MMA Nostradamus! Homeboy has had this game pretty much wrapped up since March, nice one bud. Let's endeavor to take him out this year lads.

Round XXVI
1. Fnord - 10 (3 Outcome, 1 Finish, 1 Round, 3 Outcome Bonus)
2. Duckman - 7 (2 Outcome, 2 Finish, 1 Round, 2 FOTN Bonus)
3. Midas - 6 (2 Outcome, 2 Finish, 2 FOTN Bonus)
4. Level-One - 5 (1 Outcome, 1 Finish, 1 Round, 2 FOTN Bonus)
5. For3v3r - 4 (2 Outcome, 2 FOTN Bonus)
6. brkendwn - 4 (2 Outcome, 1 Finish, 1 Round)
7. Black Death - 4 (1 Outcome, 1 Finish, 2 FOTN Bonus)
7. James V - 4 (1 Outcome, 1 Finish, 2 FOTN Bonus)
9. DnK - 2 (1 Outcome, 1 Finish)
9. Cory - 2 (1 Outcome, 1 Finish)
11. Jonny Briggs - 2 (2 FOTN Bonus)


Overall
1. [1] Duckman - 239 (80 Outcome, 39 Finish, 30 Round, 9x 2 FOTN Bonus, 20x 3 Outcomes
Bonus, 2x 6 Dead On Bonus)
2. [2] Midas - 200 (70 Outcome, 33 Finish, 29 Round, 7x 2 FOTN Bonus, 14x 3 Outcomes Bonus, 2x 6 Dead On Bonus)
3. [3] James V - 196 (76 Outcome, 32 Finish, 28 Round, 5x 2 FOTN Bonus, 14x 3 Outcomes Bonus, 6 Dead On Bonus)
4. [4] Cory - 181 (66 Outcome, 29 Finish, 24 Round, 4x 2 FOTN Bonus, 14x 3 Outcomes Bonus, 2x 6 Dead On Bonus) [1x Weight Miss]
5. [5] Jonny Briggs - 180 (65 Outcome, 27 Finish, 27 Round, 5x 2 FOTN Bonus, 13x 3 Outcomes Bonus, 2x 6 Dead On Bonus) [2x Weight Miss]
6. [6] Level-One - 163 (60 Outcome, 33 Finish, 23 Round, 5x 2 FOTN Bonus, 13x 3 Outcomes Bonus, 6 Dead On Bonus, -8 Weight Miss Violation) [3x Weight Miss]
7. [7] Black Death - 155 (60 Outcome, 22 Finish, 22 Round, 3x 2 FOTN Bonus, 11x 3 Outcomes Bonus, 2x 6 Dead On Bonus) [1x Weight Miss]
8. [8] Fnord - 148 (58 Outcome, 27 Finish, 22 Round, 3x 2 FOTN Bonus, 11x 3 Outcomes Bonus) [1x Weight Miss]
9. [9] brkendown - 36 (13 Outcome, 7 Finish, 7 Round, 3x 3 Outcomes Bonus)
10. [10] For3v3r - 31 (11 Outcome, 2 Finish, 3 Round, 3x 2 FOTN Bonus, 3x 3 Outcomes Bonus) [1x Weight Miss]
11. [11] Toast - 11 (4 Outcome, 1 Finish, 3 Round, 3 Outcomes Bonus) [1x Weight Miss]
12. [-] DnK - 2 (1 Outcome, 1 Finish)


Removed From Game
Positive Drug Test
Flins - 31 (21 Outcome, 8 Finish, 8 Round, 2 FOTN Bonus, 5x 3 Outcomes Bonus, -23 Weight Miss Violation) [5x Weight Miss]
MDK - 19 (18 Outcome, 7 Finish, 5 Round, 4x 3 Outcomes Bonus, -23 Weight Miss Violation) [5x Weight Miss]
Legacy Pro Wrestling - 0 (9 Outcome, 4 Finish, 2 Round, 2x 3 Outcomes Bonus, 2 FOTN Bonus, -23 Weight Miss Violation) [5x Weight Miss]
Jaime Stark - -3 (9 Outcome, 2 Finish, 1 Round, 2 FOTN Bonus, 2x 3 Outcomes Bonus, -23 Weight Miss Violation,) [5x Weight Miss]
Nick - 62 (29 Outcome, 16 Finish, 13 Round, 3x 2 FOTN Bonus, 5x 3 Outcomes Bonus, 6 Dead On Bonus, -23 Weight Miss Violation) [5x Weight Miss]
JohnS - 59 (30 Outcome, 13 Finish, 15 Round, 3x 2 FOTN Bonus, 6x 3 Outcomes Bonus, -23 Weight Miss Violation) [5x Weight Miss]
Retired
T-Bone - 52 (22 Outcome, 10 Finish, 8 Round, 4x 3 Outcomes Bonus) [1x Weight Miss]
Injury
Blade - 91 (29 Outcome, 15 Finish, 13 Round, 2x 2 FOTN Bonus, 6x 3 Outcomes Bonus, 2x 6 Dead On Bonus) [2x Weight Miss]

Sign-up's are open for 2012

Cheers boys... I'm told I had a great time

If Diaz beats Penn does Condit still get the next shot?

1) The E-Knights Best Roleplayer of the Year

Jack Benevolence (the other JB)

2) The E-Knights Best Event of the Year

ET 2011

3) The E-Knights Best RP Series of the Year

Patrick Pines ET run (I reserve the right to change this to Drake Mosa/Joey Lupino if those boys keep it up)

4) The E-Knights Best Fed of the Year

TFWF (Now with 50% more JB)

5) The “ZZ Top” Best E-Beard of the Year

Alex K… what?

6) The “Sonic Boom” Worst Roleplayer of the Year

AJ Johnson (An rp is not a 1980’s rap song where your opponent says something & you reply line by line dude)

7) The “Soap and Mouth Award” for the Filthiest Mouth in E-Wrestling

MD fucking K

8 ) The “4Chan” Avatar of the Year Award

I’m going a few months back & picking Mexus that Gary & a few others had

9) The “Buxom Wench” Post Whore of the Year

I don’t think there’s been a noticeable one this year to be honest. If the shouty counts it’s definitely Chris Shields though

10) The “Shane Stylez Biggest Douchebag” of the Year Award

Again, a few months back but Ben Halkum. I haven’t forgotten about his bullshit towards 3B. Fuck that guy (Not sure if that was this year but I am sure he’s still a wanker)

11) The “Red Headed Stepchild” Award for the Most Deserved Of Being Banned

You need to post who has been banned. My nod goes to Jason Scene (Ironically not for the “cunt” thing that got him banned but for his reaction a few months after which got him shitcanned again! He still likes me though )

12) The “Ian Trumps” Award for Most Money Spent on Productive E-Wrestling

Rusty got a new laptop during ET so I guess him

13) The “Torch” Award ...Best Flame Of the Year

MDK on Ron Santo

14) The “Oscar the Grouch” Best E-Knights Show Moment

Russ’s Cliff/Santa Did You Know? (“Did you know that Cliff didn’t get any presents this year because he had a 12 hour argument with Santa that reindeer are far too mainstream & he should be using sock puppet swans to pull his sleigh!”) I have remembered that for 10 months because I thought it was so funny. I’m convinced that Titan Alien app is a fake… no-one not named Fnord would be that simple minded

15) The “Boyd U Turn Award” (person who has done a complete u turn in the way they like or hate this site to the other spectrum)

Mrs B. Turned heel & took Triple (that’s his first name btw) with her

16) The “Spike Crow Masked Man Award” (someone who has looked like they might be cool only to turn out to be a douche)

Matt Slater. I was fucking gutted when he no-showed the ET, I thought his early rp’s were brilliant. I’d just like to publicly apologise to the other JB for comparing the two in round 1

17) The “Duckman Racial Awareness” Award (for the most randomly shocking comment of the year)

Drowning downies should win but to offer an alternative I’ll go with MDK’s Madeline McCann jokes. You are going to burn in the afterlife Adam… see you there!

18) The “Marq Abriko Foreign Film” Award (best contribution by a non white person)

Marq (Something, something, something SWERVE)

19) The “Crying Game” Chick that might be a guy Award

JDM… love you dude but man up!

20) The Lifetime Achievement Award for having dedicated a good percentage of their life to E-Wrestling

The Duckman better get the nod this year but for an alternative I’ll throw out Hurricane Jeff, a guy who I’ve never talked to, fedded with or really spends a lot of time on these boards but who’s name I’ve been hearing since I started playing this game & it’s all been positive. Props

21) The Best Up and Coming E-Fed Award

DQ’s match writing fed (forgot the name sorry)

I am stoned... take that Duckman.  I've decided to offer some life truths to the younger generation that we have here. Things which have always rang true but no-one sits you down & tells you. Feel free to cross examine my musings & add your own.

Football
When the defending team makes a substitution at a corner… they will concede.
When a striker faces the club he’s just been signed from… he will score.
When you bet your own team to win… they will draw.
Great football players… will become awful managers.

Wrestling
At least once a year WWE… will turn the Big Show… & he will be back to the midcard in 2 months.
No matter what the subject Michael Hayes & Mick Foley... will find a way to tell a story about themselves.
Match of the Year... will never be for the WWE Title.
WWE wrestlers will never become superstars... until they suffer a serious injury.

Music
Anyone who owns skinny jeans… will form musical opinions before based on album sales rather than the album content.
All great bands… will have friction between the members.
All boy bands who make it big… will have a gay member.
If you seen a band before they broke up... you will be disappointed when you see the reformed version.

General
99% of successful people… will not be nice people.
Anyone who claims to have no fears… will be deeply insecure.
Anyone with more than 3 piercings in their face… will have third level education.
Anyone who claims that Citizen Kane is there favourite movie… will not like Rocky IV.
Anyone who judges people for using drugs… will not have taken them themselves.
Domestic abuse victims… will always give the abuser another chance.
Anyone who dies young… will be remembered as much more than they were.