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Fed News / CWC Announces New Show: Grandstand
« on: May 21, 2013, 10:01:57 PM »

It is with great pleasure that Championship Wrestling Council announces the launching of it's newest television venture, CWC: Grandstand.

The Pilot episode was aired over last weekend, Saturday March 18, with solid ratings despite little advertisement to local and national markets.

CWC: Grandstand is a show that allows each of the member federations of the Championship Wrestling Council the ability to showcase a match from each of their recent shows to a wider and more diverse audience than before.  This show, a recap of the best of the best CWC has to offer, is already a hit while still evolving to better reflect the times and interests of our fans.

Repeats can be found at: http://wearecwc.com/boards/index.php/topic,4241.0.html





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EFK Promotes / CWC Announces New Show: Grandstand
« on: May 21, 2013, 10:01:22 PM »

It is with great pleasure that Championship Wrestling Council announces the launching of it's newest television venture, CWC: Grandstand.

The Pilot episode was aired over last weekend, Saturday March 18, with solid ratings despite little advertisement to local and national markets.

CWC: Grandstand is a show that allows each of the member federations of the Championship Wrestling Council the ability to showcase a match from each of their recent shows to a wider and more diverse audience than before.  This show, a recap of the best of the best CWC has to offer, is already a hit while still evolving to better reflect the times and interests of our fans.

Repeats can be found at: http://wearecwc.com/boards/index.php/topic,4241.0.html





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Fed News / Internet Wrestling Federation joins CWC!
« on: May 20, 2013, 11:46:32 AM »
It is with great pride that I announce that Internet Wrestling Federation has joined the ranks of CWC.



Helmed by Terry Taylor, Internet Wrestling Federation (IWF) located on the interwebz at http://www.internetwrestlingfederation.com/ and http://s4.zetaboards.com/thesanctuary/index/ , is one of the best put together feds of the e-fedding community with a simply stunning layout and design.  Starting out in early 2011, it boasts a large active roster that has seen such talent as Neville Sheldon, Rick Mad, Rick Plant, Dirk Justice, Max Million and Jackson Miller among it's talent.  Showing it's flagship show, Warzone, weekly, it has one of the best put together results out there today, bringing video, graphics, design, and play-by-play together flawlessly.  It's roster competes for 5 titles (World, Internet, Warzone, TKO and Tag-Team) consistently, and has fostered a fiercely loyal and diverse roster of great roleplayers.  

Warzone Entrance Video:
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IWF Warzone Intro
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Please join me in welcoming FGA to the CWC Family.

CWC IS currently accepting applications for fed membership.  If interested, feel free to create a forum account on our boards at http://www.wearecwc.com and get involved today!

-Triple B

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Fed News / Frontier Grappling Arts joins CWC!
« on: May 20, 2013, 10:41:31 AM »
It is with great pride that I announce that Frontier Grappling Arts has joined the ranks of CWC.



Helmed by Terry Taylor, Frontier Grappling Arts (FGA) located on the interwebz at http://fgaonline.blogspot.com/ and http://fgawrestling.proboards.com/ , is one of the great sites of the e-fedding community.  Starting out in early 2012, it boasts a good sized active roster that has seen such talent as Malcolm Drake, Chris Q, Bob Pooler, Dom Harter and Chandler Scott among it's talent.  Taping it's shows on the road for DVD release has been a stable venture for this organization as well, taping roughly every other week depending on schedule.  It's roster competes for 2 titles (Heavyweight and Pride) consistently, and has fostered a fiercely loyal and diverse roster of great roleplayers.  Their twitter can be found https://twitter.com/FGAwrestling or @FGAwrestling

Please join me in welcoming FGA to the CWC Family.

CWC IS currently accepting applications for fed membership.  If interested, feel free to create a forum account on our boards at http://www.wearecwc.com and get involved today!

-Triple B

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Fed News / Blazenwing Wrestling Federation joins CWC!
« on: May 19, 2013, 02:38:21 PM »
It is with great pride that I announce that Blazenwing Wrestling Federation has joined the ranks of CWC.



Helmed by David Blazenwing, Blazenwing Wrestling Federation (BWF) located on the interwebz at http://thebwf.proboards.com/ , is one of the hidden gems of the e-fedding community.  Having a history dating back to 2003, it boasts a good sized active roster that has seen such talent as AJ Adams, Nessa Wall, Kyle Cross, Elena Simonova and Godless among it's talent.  Monday Night Havok, BWF's staple show, hosts live shows each week.  It's roster competes for 3 titles (World, Sovereign and Tag-Team) every week consistently, and has fostered a fiercely loyal and diverse roster of great roleplayers. 

Please join me in welcoming PCW to the CWC Family.

CWC IS currently accepting applications for fed membership.  If interested, feel free to create a forum account on our boards at http://www.wearecwc.com and get involved today!

-Triple B

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Fed News / Premium Championship Wrestling joins CWC!
« on: May 12, 2013, 10:53:43 AM »
It is with great pride that I announce that Premium Championship Wrestling has joined the ranks of CWC.

Helmed by Mr. Terrell Ryder, Premium Championship Wrestling (PCW) located on the interwebz at http://premiumwrestling.proboards.com/ , is one of the hidden gems of the e-fedding community.  Open since before July of 2010, it boasts a large active roster that has seen such talent as Syn, Jerry Matthews, Leon Lonewolf, Brian Stryker and Sjin Drako among it's talent.  Saturday Night Rapture, PCW's staple show, hosts tapings every other week.  It's roster competes for 4 titles (World, Platinum, Broadcast and Tag-Team) every other week consistently, and has fostered a fiercely loyal and diverse roster of great roleplayers.  Their twitter can be found @WrestlePremium , and facebook found at https://www.facebook.com/PCWWrestling .

Please join me in welcoming PCW to the CWC Family.

CWC IS currently accepting applications for fed membership.  If interested, feel free to create a forum account on our boards at http://www.wearecwc.com and get involved today!

-Triple B

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Fed News / Code Red Wrestling joins CWC!
« on: May 11, 2013, 11:49:26 PM »
It is with great pride that I announce that Code Red Wrestling has joined the ranks of CWC.

Code Red Wrestling (CRW) located on the interwebz at https://coderedwrestling.com/ , is one of the premier federations of the e-fedding community.  Open since June of 2011, it boasts a large active roster that has seen such talent as Rex Evans, Eddie Phoenix, Michael Dredge and Diego de la Vega among it's talent.  Friday Night Faceoff, CRW's staple show, hosts tapings every other week, with 6 scheduled PPVs a year.  It's roster competes for 4 titles (World, Apex, Primetime and Tag-Team) every other week consistantly, and has won numerous awards and recognitions in it's time.  Voted "Best Up and Coming Fed" on Efed Knights in 2011, and making it into the "Hall of Fame" on Efed Knights in 2012, this fed has been led to it's current greatness by Talon, who will bring his opinions and experience into the fold of CWC Member Federations.  We welcome Talon, his roster, and all of CRW to the CWC Family.

CWC IS currently accepting applications for fed membership.  If interested, feel free to create a forum account on our boards at http://www.wearecwc.com and get involved today!

-Triple B

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Eliminated / Crimson Lightening (The VWF)
« on: June 23, 2012, 09:15:53 PM »
Handler Information

Name: Triple B
Preferred Method of Contact: tripleb@thevwf.net is my email, but PMing me here on the boards is better.
Current E-Fed:The VWF

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Wrestler Information

Name:Crimson Lightening
Nickname:The Crimson One
Fed:The VWF

Height: 6'4"
Weight:249.lbs

Billed From:Chicago, IL
Alignment: Heel

Gimmick/Personality:He's American, which means he's better than you.

Entrance Theme:"All of the Lights" by Kanye West
Entrance Description: (The VikingTron flickers to life, as thunder rolls and "All of the Lights" hits as the crowd gets to it's feet...)

 VIDEO HERE

("The American Storm," Crimson Lightening, Alex Thunder, Chris Monsoon and Red Tornado all come out, looking on as a chorus of boos comes out of the crowd. They stalk down the ramp, smirking as they reach ringside and all roll in the ring. They hit the four corners of the ring and pose, as the crowd continues to boo loudly. They all hop down and high five each other in the middle of the ring as the music subsides and the crowd sits down.)

Wrestling Style:High Flyer, Technical

Five Common Moves:
.The Crimson Cutter (Tornado DDT)
.Leg Drop
.Snap Suplex
.Northern Lights Suplex
.Fireman's Suplex

Two Signature Moves: (Plus technical name)
. The Flash (Samurai Driver)
. American Tact (Superkick)

Finishing Move: (Plus technical name, max. of two)
. The Most Painful Submission Move Ever (Texas Cloverleaf)
. High Feaver (Shooting Star Press)

Any other key information?:

Manager?: The American Storm (Red Tornado, Chris Monsoon and Alex Thunder)

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In-Character Q&A
These are very useful in 'getting' the character, so please answer the questions in-character!

What is your crowning achievement? Winning The VWF Championship and proving that Americans are better than stinky foreigners and Canadians.


Are you comfortable in cheating, and why/why not? It isn't cheating, it's using the tools to get ahead.  That's capitolism, baby.


What is your general attitude to facing people you've never seen before? They're either French or French Sympathizers. 


Have you competed in an Experts tournament/event before, and how did you do?I believe I got into the second round one year.  Other than that, never got out of the first round.  I believe I also lost in the first round to Barney Green, the month before he went crazy.  I'll never forgive Gunn for that one.


How do you feel about the various locations of the tournament this year? I'll bring a jacket.  American made, of course.


If you had to give the rest of the competitors one fact about you, what would it be? I have a huge American penis.


Any final notes we should know about you? You need a real American in this tourny.  http://www.thevwf.net/Roster/crimson.html

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Random Topics / For Russ
« on: June 29, 2011, 09:18:22 PM »
I know what I'm getting you for Christmas...


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E-Wrestling Results Showcase / VWF - CRUCIFFICTION - April 20
« on: April 22, 2011, 10:15:05 PM »

Monday, April 18, 2011



The Pyros hit at the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring and on the ring posts as Crucifiction begins. The crowd are going bonkers all over the arena and there isn't a fan in his seat in this packed 17500 person arena.










JOEY STYLES: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to VWF Crucifiction.  I'm Joey Styles...

P. LICKIN: And I'm P. Lickin...

JOEY STYLES: And we are LIVE from The VWF Arena.  We have lots of action set for you tonight.  We have the United States , World Tag-Team and Intercontinental Titles ALL on the line tonight. 

P. LICKIN: And later on, we will have ALL the tities on the line in my hotel room.


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[div align=center class=style1][strong]JONNY CEDRONE / DAN RYAN SEGMENT[/strong][/span]

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**--Crucifiction returns from a commercial break with the camera panning the excited crowd who seems to be a little anxious to see what happens next when all of a sudden James Hetfield screams through the PA system…“‘Cause what don’t kill ya make ya more strong!”…causing the fans to rise to their feet, nearly blowing the roof off the VWF Arena!--**



Styles: “And here comes the former VWF World Heavyweight Champion, Jonny Cedrone! He said he’d be coming out here.”



Lickin’: “Yuck!”



Styles: “No matter what, the fans still love him!”



Lickin’: “Yuck!”



Styles: “What is wrong with you?!”



Lickin’: “What is that white stuff on my hotdog?”



**--A pause--**



Styles: “Do you really wanna know?”







**--Cedrone’s limping his way down the aisle, slapping some of the outstretched hands of his fans along the way, he ascends the steel steps, takes a few steps along the ring apron and wipes his feet before making his way through the ropes. Once inside he makes his rounds on the turnbuckles playing to the crowd, once he’s finished he asks for the mic from the ring announcer. After getting it, the music dies down but the fans are still going nuts, chanting “JON-NY!” “JON-NY!” “JON-NY!” “JON-NY!” over and over, as Jonny pats his chest and mouths “I love you! Thank you!”--**



Styles: “So who did you piss off at the concession stand?”



Lickin’: *Gag*



Styles: “That way P!”



Cedrone: “It’s hard to be humble when you’re Jonny Cedrone.”



**--The fans pick back up a bit--**



Cedrone: “Ya know, win, lose or draw, I feel that I always win when I come out to a reaction like this one.”



**--Cheers--**



Cedrone: “A couple years ago, if you were to have told me that I would win the World Heavyweight Championship at last year’s Royal Rumble, I’d call you a liar. Last January, if you woulda told me that I would finally beat Mr. Fantastic and win the World Heavyweight Championship, I’d be a little more of a skeptic than a true non-believer. June 20th last year, the night after I won the World Championship for the second time, if you woulda told me that I would hold that Championship for almost a year, I’d say, ‘Eeeeh…I dunno. Possible but probably improbable.’ But if you woulda told me, at the beginning of my run, that my Title reign woulda ended against the greatest wrestler I’ve ever had the pleasure of getting’ in the ring with, I woulda told you that I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet.”



**--Cheers for DiBiase--**



Styles: “The sign of respect between those two wrestlers is out of this world.”



Lickin’: “It makes me sick!”



Styles: “Cedrone and DiBiase or your hotdog?”



Lickin’: “Well, both.”



Cedrone: “From what I’ve heard and from what I’ve seen, the VWF hasn’t had too many Champions whose reigns lasted much longer than a few months, but here in the past few years, the Vikin’ Wrestlin’ Federation has been blessed with wrestlers who hold the World Championship in the highest regard. Sure, Mr. Fantastic didn’t keep the Title with the highest of morals, but you can tell that every time he went out to this ring to defend that Championship, his determination and the desire and his passion for this sport and for that World Championship, were the reasons why he held onto the Title for as long as he did. He didn’t wanna lose it to just anybody, he wanted to make sure that his challenger REALLY wanted that Championship, that his challenger would do anything and everything he could to become the World Champion, that his challenger would die in this ring, trying to wrestle away and deserve to hold that Championship. That’s a mark of a good Champion. I don’t agree with the way he kept his Title a lot of the times, I’m not condonin’ him for that by any stretch, but none of you can deny the fact that Mr. Fantastic was a Champion well deserving of holdin’ the Title. And the fact that I had to break his leg in order to get the Championship, should speak louder than words!”



**--A respectable applause from the fans--**



Styles: “I may not agree with the way he conducted business in the ring, but Mr. Fantastic was another Champion who had that ‘never say die’ attitude!”



Lickin’: “Oh sure, now you sing the praises of Mr. Fantastic, when he was Champion, you wanted him to die.”



Styles: “I never want anybody to die!”



Lickin’: “Nobody?”



Styles: “Except you.”



Cedrone: “Even though my Title reign wasn’t quite as long as Fantastic’s, I would like to think that it was just as eventful and just as meaningful as his.”



**--Cheers from the fans--**



Cedrone: “And even though it was really at last year’s Royal Rumble where I finally realized my dream of bein’ World Champion, it wasn’t until June 19th last year when I truly got to live my dream out.”



**--Cheers--**



Cedrone: “If it’s been said, it’s been said a thousand times, ‘you’ll never forget your first time.’ That statement is just as true with this as anything else it could pertain to. The life of a World Champion is filled with more ups and downs and twists and turns than any back country road could ever imagine. But you know what? I wouldn’t trade a minute of it in, even if you offered me the world.”



**--Applause--**



Cedrone: “There’s just something about bein’ able to travel around the world, meeting new people, fulfilling a few dreams along the way, representing the best Wrestling Company that’s ever been established, the Vikin’ Wrestlin’ Federation!”



**--Cheers-**



Cedrone: “But as I stand before you now, broken, beaten and scarred, just like the song says, I cannot and will not take anything away from the man who beat me for the Championship just a couple weeks ago at this year’s Rumble. A man by the name of Scott DiBiase!”



**--The fans give a nice and loud reaction as Cedrone nods in agreement and claps his hands along with them.--**



Cedrone: “As World Champion, I was lucky enough to have turned back some very stiff and formidable challengers! And no offense to anyone on that list that I’m not mentioning right now, I have to say that the one opponent, the one person who showed me the most heart, showed me the most desire, showed me the most passion, and knowledge of this sport to really prove that he deserves to be where he’s at right now, was Scott.”



“Scott’s been in this business around the amount of time I’ve been doin’ this. I’ve been in the business for about five years now, Scott’s been in it a few years longer, and he’s held a World Championship before, but there’s one thing that I’ve gotta tell him, right here, right now…you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! You’ll have more challengers comin’ after you and the World Championship than you even thought was competin’ in the Vikin’ Wrestlin’ Federation. Everybody and their Uncle will be comin’ after you like you stole their wallet. As much trainin’ as you’ve had gettin’ into this business, as much skills as you’ve got…which is a lot!...none of ‘em…NONE of ‘em, can get you ready for the road that lies ahead of you. You’ve already got at least a rough idea of who some of your challengers will be, naturally, I’ve got my rematch clause so at any point in time I can crop up and cash in on that. And you already know who your number one contender is, the winner of this year’s Royal Rumble match, ‘The Beast’ Dan Ryan.”



**--HEAT--**



Cedrone: “I know. And that’s just the TOP of the list, I’m not even gonna start namin’ off everybody on this list because it would probably be just as easy to just say ‘the entire VWF locker room.’ But, what do I need to stand here and tell you all this for, you already know it’s not an easy job, but you can do it. I have confidence in ya. So with that, I wish you the utmost amount of luck…who knows?...you just might need it.”



**--Applause--**



Cedrone: “Which…brings me to my opponent here tonight.”



**--The fans give him a real boisterous chorus of boos as Cedrone grins--**



Cedrone: “Dan Ryan…never, since the days of ‘DBR’ Scott Carr…have there been a more brutal…sinister…maniacal…diabolical…vicious…beat ‘em up, rough ‘em up kinda guy here in the Vikin’ Wrestlin’ Federation.”



“Since your arrival into this Company, you’ve done nothin’ but strike fear into the hearts of little children ALL around the World, and truth be told, you mighta stricken fear into some of the hearts of the competitors you’ve faced in your career so far. But indulge me if you will as I ask you this…have you ever come across someone like me before?”



“Yeah, you throw some powerful punches. Sure, you can squeeze the life out of a grizzly bear. You could probably even be more powerful than a locomotive if it wasn’t trademarked by Superman. And to all that, and then some, I can attest to because we’ve been in the ring together a time or two…believe me, I know what kind of power lies within. Then again, I probably DON’T know as much as I would like to think I do. But I sure do wish that it’s all I NEED to know. But have you ever faced anybody like me? The kind of guy who will stay down. The kind of guy who you pretty much have to kill in order to keep down. The kind of guy who will stop at NOTHING to feed you your first official loss here in the Vikin’ Wrestlin’ Federation. That’s my goal.”



“You may be lookin’ at this match…this fight…as nothin’ more than a showing of what you can and ‘will’ do to Scott when you get your hands on him come Bloodlust, and that’s fine and all, but if you think for one second that I’m gonna be some easy steppin’ stone to Bloodlust, you got another thing comin’. Some people may think that just because I’m not the VWF World Heavyweight Champion anymore that I don’t have the heart. As true as it may be that I’m not the World Champion anymore, their beliefs have no ground, because deep inside here…still beats the heart of a Champion.”



“Dan, you can beat me with a chair, throw the kitchen sink at me, beat me down with merciless intent, you can beat me within an inch of my life. You can try all you may, and try with all your might, you cannot and will not break my spirit. I’ve proven time and time again that until I’M ready to say it’s time…you will not keep me down. You…”



DAN RYAN: (still not out from backstage yet) “… can’t outwrestle you, can’t hold you back, can’t stop this feeling anymore… blah blah blah-bity-blah. Jonny, Jonny, Jonny…”







**--HEAT--**



Ryan steps out through the curtain but remains on the stage at the top of the aisle…



“What’s happened to us, Jonny? What happened to you at the Royal Rumble? Ya know, I guess I had you pegged all wrong. I thought you really believed all of this bullshit you’re talking about. I thought you actually would break through and seize your chance to put Scott DiBiase away and hang on to your World Championship.”



“It coulda been you, Jonny. It coulda been you.”



“But now… I mean, now what’s going on? You’re limping. You’re beltless. You’re making your ‘back in a corner’ speech and preparing for a fight that you might not be quite ready for. You look like a man who has suddenly exposed a weakness, and I’m not sure but… I don’t know if that’s the best situation to be in when you’re lookin’ across the ring from me.”



“Did you make someone angry, Jonny?”



“Did you piss off the wrong guy?”



“How did you get roped into a hardcore match with me only days after a brutal match at the Royal Rumble?”



“Some might say that being injured going into a regular match with me is pretty much suicide. But, going into a hardcore match with me? Tsk tsk tsk, Jonny. This can only lead to bad things.”



“Now you’ve said before that I don’t have to cripple people, that’s it’s unnecessary. You’re right about that. But why tempt me? When I have a match for the heavyweight championship of the world coming up, why give me an opening to make a statement by hurting the former champion. For my tastes, this is a little bit too much like Apollo challenging the Russian. I hope that analogy doesn’t play out, Jonny. I really do…”



“But you see, if I were to take it easy on you… if I were to not do everything I can to make this hardcore match worth the fans’ money, I would be disrespecting the business altogether. Now, I know you don’t want me disrespecting the business. I know you’re all gung ho about this sport and you’re definitely the rah rah flag bearer type…”



“So I just have to say, and I’m being completely honest here….”



Ryan looks on with mock concern….



“I might hurt you tonight, Jonny. I might hurt you really really badly.”



“Now, you’re a tough guy – but it’s over for you, Jon… at least for now. The only truth that matters is that my stated goal has always been to prove myself to be the best, and to go out into the ring and mow through everyone on my way to making that happen. The only thing that matters is the VWF World Championship… and unfortunately for you, the best way to show Scott DiBiase what he’s in store for… is the test this station’s destructive power on your home world of… err… to make an example of you.”



Smile…



“It’s not personal, Jonny. I don’t hate the fans. I don’t hate you. I’d do this to anyone. This is a man’s game, and while it’s unfortunate that you’re hurting right now, I can’t afford to let up on you – not now, not ever.”



“Come prepared for a fight, Jonny. Come prepared to defend yourself against unbridled determination and motivation… come prepared to say goodbye to these fans… ‘cuz it just might be the last time they see you for awhile.”



**--Ryan throws the mic down as “Zero” by Smashing Pumpkins kicks in and he gives a little smirk before turning and going back through the curtain. The camera picks up a last shot of an emotionless Jonny Cedrone as Crucifiction fades to commercials--**





(The VWF goes to commercial...)

 



 

(The VWF returns from commercial...)









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(-(-(

As the music hits, the smooth voice of Sean Paul is drained out by the heavy beat of hard drums and the strum of a guitar, as a specially made metal remix of Sean Paul’s “Get Busy” blares into the arena. Armando appears through the curtain, accompanied by Rodrigo who holds with him a gold topped cane. Armando makes his way confidently to the ring, showing his body to any females in sight. Rolling into the ring, the lights fall and rotate around the arena as Armando stands perched atop the second turnbuckle. After a brief moment, Armando falls to his feet and prepares.



JOEY STYLES: And what an opening contest we have for you tonight folks, as VWF newcomer Armando is set to take on…



The opening notes of Machine Head's From This Day blast through the arena. Four pointed, star-shaped lights flashing on and over the crowd intermittently, none for more than a second. As the song breaks into full flow, the entryway flares into a solid sheet of sparks, ice blue with flecks of silver. At full pelt Jaime runs through the sparks, tearing down the entrance ramp with further blue detonations following close on his heels. Without breaking stride he arcs, sliding fully halfway across the ring on his stomach before spring to his feet and leaping to the second turnbuckle, raising his arms and saluting the fans.



JOEY STYLES: …the man who calls himself "The Morningstar," Jaime Stark.



P. LICKIN: And we have the word of the prophets made more certain, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts.



JOEY STYLES: …Was that…was that from the Bible?



P. LICKIN: Yep. Pretty impressive, huh?



The bell rings as the two men lock up, looking for the advantage. The more technical Stark whips Armando against the ropes. He goes for a clothesline on the rebound, but Armando ducks under launching himself against the other ropes for a reverse elbow to Stark's face! He follows with some heavy right hands before whipping Stark to the corner. Armando charges, only to be stopped with a boot to the face by Stark. Stark climbs the turnbuckle, looking for a high risk maneuver when suddenly…



JOEY STYLES: What's that low rumbling sound?



P. LICKIN: The apocalypse! 2012 is happening now! …I better find Alexia to hold tight!



P runs off as the arena begins to shake. After a moment, the ramp opens up to reveal…Silver Ford Ranger! He transforms from the truck mode to his Ranger mode, to a huge pop from the crowd. Silver slides into the ring and drops Armando hard with a lariat as Stark jumps off, hitting a dropkick on the Ranger! All three men are down as the ref begins to count. 1…2…Silver starts to stir…3…4…Stark is moving slowly, himself…5…Silver gets to his feet, as does Stark. Meanwhile, Armando is still down as Silver goes for the pin: 1…2…Stark breaks up the count, but Silver throws him out of the ring before going for another pinfall. ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" The ref raises Silver's hand to a pop from the crowd.



JOEY STYLES: What…what in the…



P. LICKIN: (rushing back from the back) Okay, I miss anything?



JOEY STYLES: …did I ever tell you how much I hate you?

 )-)-)



Winner: [font color="lightblue"]Silver Ranger wins





(The VWF goes to commercial...)

 



 

(The VWF returns from commercial...)









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The camera cuts away from the glitz and glamour of the wrestling lights to a decidedly gloomier setting. The only light here comes from a distant orange glow which shines through an unseen window. Despite this, there are no indications as to where this scene is actually taking place. A complete pan of the room shows that the light does indeed come from outside and it is reflected upon an old, run-down and long-since-abandoned office.







At the desk sits a man whose green and gold mask is covering half of his face, the rest of which is covered by white face paint. This brute of a man - at least 270lbs - seems somewhat small, when in actual fact it is merely because he sits with his knees pulled to his chest. The camera centre's in on the man in an angle that was once popular with a certain promotion from the 1990's. This man is of course, Kill Crazy.



[font color=orange]Kill Crazy: Years ago people knew my name. They would stop and stare and point at me for all the right reasons. But recently, people have forgotten who I am. They don't remember how at the top of my game I was one of the most feared wrestlers ever and I had done some of the most outlandish stuff ever. I have to remind myself on a daily basis this outlandish stuff... It becomes difficult to remember what has happened...



It's a struggle for me to realise what I've actually done and what my crazy head has led me to believe I have done, maybe that's why they call me Kill Crazy.



In typical Kill Crazy fashion, his thoughts go off on a tangent and the viewer is left watching the masked man's manical eyes slide off into thought. A few short seconds pass before his eyes snap back into reality and he continues.



[font color=orange]Kill Crazy: I came to VWF because my name should be the one that is still in the lights. People should be paying their money to come and see what I'm going to do. In the past people would come far and wide to see exactly what I did. Well, VWF, you're in for a treat... you're going to see me on this broadcast later tonight... And I will be making that impact once again. My name in the lights...



Shit... I'm Kill Crazy. I'm one of the biggest names in this industry. I don't get forgotten. I don't let others transcend my greatness. I WILL MAKE AN IMPACT... I WILL KILL SOMEONE TONIGHT... I WILL... I WILL...



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As Crucifiction returns from commercial, "Think About The End" hits, and out comes The Viking King.  He stands at the top of the ramp.  He stands with a referee and holds the United States Belt in his hands as he begins to speak...







VIKING: Tonight, in that ring, you have been expecting two competitors to fight it out for this belt right here... The United States Championship.  You expected Maxxx Hardcore to get his shot, and for Mr. Enigma to defend the belt.  Well, unfortunately, it seems that SOMEBODY has seen it prudent to take Mr. Enigma out of the picture.  What does that mean, you may ask?  Well, The Viking King doesn't know, because all He received was a letter saying "Mr. Enigma is out of the picture."  What does this mean?  Who knows.  But what it means for now is... two men need to fight for this belt.  So... that is why Alexander Cage is in the ring with Maxxx as we speak.  Referee, Alexander Cage is taking Mr. Enimga's spot, here is the belt, now go ring that bell...



The ref takes the belt and trots down the ramp.  Both men are already in the ring as the referee calls for the bell. Hardcore doesn't waste any time as he attacks Cage trapping him in his corner and showering him with punches. The ref asks him for a clean break but Hardcore continues to hammer Cage with his fists as his opponent attempts to protect himself. The ref starts a 5 count and get Hardcore up to four before he pulls him out. Cage quickly recovers and charges Hardcore taking him down to the mat with a Lou Thesz Press. Cage returns the favor from earlier as he hammers Hardcore with a flurry of right hands. The ref pulls Cage off of Hardcore as he rolls out of the ring to regroup.



Joey Styles: “A great start to this United States Championship match up! Cage will not be giving up his title shot without a fight!”



P. Lickin: “Well he's got one in Maxx Hardcore! The man's an animal just like your mom!”



Cage drops and rolls to the outside as the ref yells at them both to get back in, then starts a ten count. Cage grabs “1...2..”Hardcore from behind and turns him around but Hardcore pokes him in the eye to the disdain of the fans. “3....4...” Hardcore hammers Cage with a right hand before pulling his arm and sending him to the barricades. “...5...6...”Cage crashes to the barrier with a loud thud as Hardcore talks trash towards the fans. He walks over to Cage and stomps him down as the ref's count is now at seven. Hardcore grabs Cage by the hair and rolls him to the ring before sliding in himself. Hardcore quickly goes for the cover...



1... 2... KICKOUT!



Joey Styles: “Kickout from the hopefull champion at the two!”



P. Lickin: “I'm a champion too! A champion of your.....”



Joey Styles: “AND HARDCORE IS GETTING UP! LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!”



Hardcore quickly climbs to his feet and picks Cage up. He hammers him with his fist again before pulling Cage's arm and attempting to send him towards the corner, but Cage reverses it and sends Hardcore to the corner instead. Hardcore hits the turnbuckle and Cage catches him with a back body drop as crashing Hardcore into the mat. Cage goes for the cover...



1... 2... Hardcore gets his shoulder up just in time!



P. Lickin: “HA! Can't keep Maxx on his back for long, unlike your mom who practically lives on her back!”



Joey: “This match is far from over but my fist isn't very far from your face!”



The match continues on with a steady back and forth, each competitor grains the advantage here, and there without eitehr of them gaining enough momentum to keep the other down for very long. Soon enough though both are struggling to their feet finally making it to their vertical base at the same time. They approach each other, and Hardcore fires the first shot with a right hand. Cage answers with a right hand of his own. Hardcore with another right, then Cage retaliates again with another hit. Just like that, we can see both men going at it in the middle of the ring exchanging blow after blow as they both start to stagger. Cage gains the upperhand as he nails Hardcore with a huge wind up punch. Hardcore stumbles back into the ropes bounces off to it. Cage catches him with a sickening side walk slam into a cover... 

1... 2... KICKOUT

 

Joey Styles: Hardcore kicks out at the two and a half. And to the great disappointment of the fans from the sound of it!”



A little later, as we reach the home stretch of the match, we can see Hardcore is down on the mat while Cage stalks him. The fans are going insane as Hardcore slowly climbs back up to his feet. He turns around as Cage charges to him for a Spear but Hardcore manages to dodge out of the way. Cage is barely able to stop in his tracks before he hits the corner. He quickly turns around as Hardcore kicks him in the midsection and grabs him by the head and turning him over before dropping him to the mat with the Eiffel Tower, his version of the Hangman's Neckbreaker. Hardcore quickly followed it up with a hook to the leg...

1... 2...THR KICKOUT!

 

P. Lickin: “How the hell did Cage kick out of it?”



Joey Styles: “The man is built like a brick shit house, you tell me!”



Frustration starts kicking in as Hardcore pounds the mat before climbing to his feet. He picks Cage up from the mat and hammers him with a couple of hard hits before pulling his arm and sending him to the corner. Cage crashes to the turnbuckle with a loud thud as Hardcore charges to him but Cage manage to get his boot up and hits Hardcore with a kick to the face. Hardcore staggers backward as Cage stalks him. Hardcore slowly turns around as Cage charges to him and tries to catch him with the spear, but Maxxx sidesteps it and Cage hits the corner.  Maxxx goes in, trying to hook a suplex, but Cage counters, laying a vicious boot to the midsection that has Hardcore gasping for air.  Alexander signals for a finale, and hoists Maxxx high into the air, looking to powerbomb him through the mat.



Styles:  Powerbomb!  No, wait!



Cage tries to release the powerful maneuver, but Maxxx holds on and locks in his patented triangle choke, The A2M. 



Joey Styles:  The A2M is locked in deep!



P. Lickin':  That's the second dirtiest move I have ever heard!



Joey Styles:  Whats the first?



P. Lickin':  Do yourself the pleasure and Google search the 'Hot Carl'.



Joey Styles:  Knowing you, I'd rather not.



Cage falls to a knee, as he begins to be sapped of all consciousness.



Joey Styles:  Alexander has had some MMA training against triangle choke submission holds, but, this late in the match, it doesn't look like he has the strength to fight it.



Maxxx wretches back, gritting his teeth, and Cage does all he can to stay in the match, but it doesn't look like its any use.  His eyes close.



Joey Styles:  Is Alexander out?  We better have a referee take a look to make sure!



The referee slides in, takes Cage by the wrist.  It falls.  ….1!



Joey Styles:  Maxxx doesn't look too happy that the referee has chosen to keep Cage in the match.



P. Lickin': And why should he?  Alexander is out cold!  Game over, man!



Joey Styles:  Cage is a warrior and refused to tap out.  Now this match falls within the official’s discretion.



The referee lifts Cage's arm again, and, like before, it drops.  ….2!



P. Lickin': This is ridiculous!  Call the match already!



Suddenly, The Vikingtron flashes onto a video feed that appears to be within a locker room.



Joey Styles:  There appears to be some technical difficulties with The Vikingtron...



Devan Nox, glistening with sweat, walks across the screen.



P. Lickin':  I don't see anything wrong with the Vikingtron at all.  It's working pretty sexy if you ask me.



Maxxx, upon realizing Nox is on the screen, releases the hold and his glued to the feed.  The referee checks on Cage, who slowly comes to.  Nox, crosses the screen again, adorned in wet work-out cloths, dries herself off with a towel.



Joey Styles:  I don't know what this is, but someone should tell Devan she's being watching.



P. Lickin':  No, no.  This is getting hot.



Nox lifts off her tank top to the cheers of the audience, including Maxxx in the ring, revealing a sport's bra underneath.  She dries her chest off and then, just as she appears to strip more, looks at the camera and addresses Maxxx.



Nox:  Good try, Maxxx, but I found your stupid little camera.  You're not as smart as you think you are, Maxxx and not anywhere as good-looking, but, I'm not the spiteful or revengeful type, even in the face of this obviously perverted prank.  You see, I feel like I am in a giving mood, so here's a tip:  stay out of my business.  It'll be less painful for you.



Maxxx laughs and disregards her words.



P. Lickin':  Right behind you Maxxx!



Joey Styles:  Riot Maker!  Riot Maker!  Riot Maker!



Cage comes up from behind, spins around Hardcore, and hits his signature cutter and Maxxx is instantly unplugged.  The referee slides in position.  ".1 ..2 ...3!!!"  Alexander Cage wins the contest and Devan Nox has a laugh at Maxxx's expense.



Joey Styles:  This just goes to prove that you can't win a match using the head in your pants and not the one in your skull.



P. Lickin':  Shut up, that saying is lame.  )-)-)



Winner: [font color="lightblue"]Alexander Cage wins the United States Championship





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Away from the ring, in his individual locker room, a smartly-dressed, well-groomed man stands next to VWF’s backstage interviewer, Kevin Bacon. He looks fairly impatient and is already regarding Mr Bacon with the air of a man who has far better things to do.



[font color =blue]Bacon:  Steven Patrick…Kevin Bacon, VWF backstage interviewer. I was wondering if I could get your thoughts on…[/color]







Patrick interrupts him in disgust, turning his nose up.



[font color=red]Patrick:  Good god, your name is Bacon? Shut up, you animal-killing freak.  You want to know my thoughts?   I’ve been in Chicago for four days, and in that time I’ve seen more idiots and more barbecued animals than I care to count.  The people are stupid, the city smells, and the animals die.  Its rather awful to be here, but I’m here.  I’m on a mission. It’s a solo mission. It will always be a solo mission. I’m here to change people’s lives, because I am that awesome.  I am perfection, and I know how to live my life.  I know how you should live yours. I also know how to wrestle.  Something no one in this building has managed to impress me with yet. I would go as far to say that not a single person here has the qualities I do.  I can say that because I know where I’ve been. Dojos in Japan. Dungeons in Canada. I learnt from the best and I became the best.  I firmly believe that there isn’t a single person here who can beat me.[/color]



 [font color =blue]Bacon:So…[/color]



Patrick cuts him off, as ever.



[font color=red] Patrick:  So why be here? Why sign? Why come out to this horrible city, why stand next to a smelly, ass-kissing, meat eating freak in this rat-infested arena? Simple, I signed this contract because I saw an opportunity, an opportunity for growth.  Not for me, for those lot out there. An opportunity for them to break out of their doledrum and see someone who’s really entertaining. Who really stands up. Who’s a real role model.  Who is a success. Who lives his life the right way.  And I am, the Prophet Of Success, I am perfection, I am your newest breakout star in the VWF, Steven Patrick.   [/color]



He stands lmpressively, puffing out his chest.



[font color =blue]Bacon: So…[/color]



He cuts him off again.



[font color=red] Patrick: You want to know my plans? I’ll tell you my plans.  Tonight’s my night.  Steven Patrick’s biggest moment.  I am going to put my boots on, walk down to the ring, and introduce myself. And I am going to do it in a way no one could ever possibly forget. I suggest everyone keeps their eyes open – assuming, of course, they can tear themselves away from their carcasses long enough – because you’re about to see something special, industry defining, unique – provided by the only man with enough talent, or enough balls to do it – Steven Patrick. See, I can ask and answer my own questions.  Soon, the VWF won’t need you. Now be on your way, I have things to do. [/color]



Affronted, Bacon quietly walks off.  Patrick walks in the other direction and the scene fades.   





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Crimson Lightening, Alex Thunder and Red Tornado

Vs.

"The Shmelky's"

Ingee Shmelky, Shengee Shmelky and Jewel Hawkins[/strong][/span]

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("The American Storm," Crimson Lightening, Alex Thunder, Chris Monsoon and Red Tornado all come out, looking on as a chorus of boos comes out of the crowd.  They stalk down the ramp, smirking as they reach ringside and all roll in the ring.  They hit the four corners of the ring and pose, as the crowd continues to boo loudly.  They all hop down and high five each other in the middle of the ring as the music subsides and the crowd sits down.)



JOEY STYLES: The American Storm look confident tonight, P.



P. LICKIN: Did... you HAVE seen the Shmelky's, right?



The bell rings as Ingee and Crimson start out.  Ingee charges forward, and Crimson just kicks him in the midsection.  Ingee staggers backwards, and Crimson grabs him, sweeps his legs out, and flips him over by the legs, locking in The Most Painful Submission Move Ever.  Ingee taps like a bitch.  Crimson lets go as the crowd boos.  Outside, Alex, Chris and Red make short work of Shengee and Jewel, taking them out with a few chair shots.  Crimson picks Ingee up and tosses him out of the ring as he grabs a mic...







CRIMSON: Look at this trash.  This is what happens when you come into OUR ring in OUR country!  GET OUT OF HERE!  Get them out.  That's right... yet another couple of fools who think they can measure up to The American Storm.  The problem is?  We're AMERICAN... and we're just plain better than you. 



(Crimson drops the mic as "All of the Lights" hits again and the crowd boos loudly as The VWF goes to commercial.

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Winner: [font color="lightblue"]Crimson Lightening, Alex Thunder and Red Tornado win





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Maverick is seen backstage slipping on a knee brace to his right knee having tweaked it during the Royal Rumble last week. Approaches him is Sean Layne Slate, sporting a big boo-boo band-aid on his forehead.







Sean: Dude..



Maverick: Dude!



Sean: Dude...



Maverick: Dude!



Sean: Dude..



Maverick: Dude!



Sean: Dude...



Maverick: Dude!



Sean continues to say dude while Maverick just stares. Maverick gives a little cough and Sean snaps out of his brain-fart.



Sean: ...not cool what you did dude.



Maverick: What?



Sean: After everything that Stone and Cage did to us, you work with him to win that title? Dude?



Maverick: Well I didn't exactly work with him.



Sean: You won the thing with Simon.



Maverick: Right.



Sean: You kept it secret with Simon.



Maverick: Sort of.



Sean: You did it with him.



Maverick averts his gaze around a little.



Sean: And now you are the Britannia Champion!



Maverick: I know dude it's soooooo cool!



Sean: Yeah totally dude, wow that's heavy!



Sean picks up the title belt to admire it.



Maverick: Feels good to win and stuff.



Sean throws the belt over his shoulder before realizing why he was there in the first place.



It is at this point a very tall black man enters the room. Cheers from the crowd as they realize that he is in fact, Black Death. Maverick and Sean's jaws drop to the floor. Black Death offers Maverick a firm handshake, and then gets down and real with Sean as they light up the handshake department.







Sean: What up broski?



BD: I am good bro. Been in VWF and liking what I've seen so far. That was a nice win Maverick. I'm keeping my eye on the talent around here. Like you guys.



Maverick: Man this is soooooooo cool!!! You're a world reknown champion, 3x True Expert one of the most presitgious titles in the land! Why...I should stop telling you things you already know.



Sean: True that.



BD: Thanks for the kind words. Say Maverick I have an idea. You know that I got to the top of this business by never backing down from challenges and taking on everyone. Let's say you get that oppertunity and put up that belt against me tonight.



Sean takes a step back to allow some space between the tension. Maverick clicks his knee brace into place and grabs his title.



Maverick: Wow really? Cool, cool, cool. I made a vow that this time in my wrestling career that I would make the most of life. Because, you never know when you can be brought to a dark, dark place. I hate darkness and stuff. Well not dark like you, I like it, kinda strong and imposing, I mean I'm not racist I should shut up now.



Behind them a hooded figure walks into the locker room. All three men look at him and he stands there his face covered by the shadow cast from his hood. They look upon him as if they were gawking at a strange creature at the zoo.



...: Accept the match.



Black Death looks back and forth between this man and Maverick and Sean who continue to stare. Maverick shakes his head before turning to Black Death again.



Maverick: I accept.



He stands toe to toe, head to chest with Black Death as Sean continues to stare at the hooded man mesmerized. The man steps a bit further into the room and pulls his hood off of his head to reveal shoulder length braided hair, and a chinstrap goatee with no mustache. His black trench coat is covering his baby blue, black, and white camouflage fatigue pants, and combat boots. He keeps his hands in his pockets, and his head tilted to the side a little bit while he sizes up the three men in the room with him. His crucifix medallion that hangs around his neck is giving out an odd glow and sparkle as the man finally speaks again.



....: Good evening gentleman.



Black Death looks at the man, then  back and forth into the blank faces of Maverick and Sean. Finally he has to ask.



BD: Who the hell is this guy?



Letting out a small throat laugh.



....: Very straight forward for a man of your stature. But to answer your question, I am the travesty of a young scrappy underdog basketball college basketball team that scratched, clawed, upsetted a nation two years in a row to make it to the national championship game, just to fall short. I am the tragedy of a record earthquake that takes the lives of millions and enjoys the very blood lust of it all. Taking peoples lives, there homes, their lively hoods for pleasure, and leaving nothing more then a hole to fill. I am the cold blooded callus of a government that sends their troops overseas, breaking up there homes, separating them from there families, and forcing them to put there lives on the line defending the country so those back home can go ahead and decide to shut down, and make sure they don't get paid. I am the bully at school that makes your kids cry every morning, begging and pleading that they don't want to go to school to face me again. Take there lunch money, push them down, give them wedgies, humiliate them. I am the pain and the anguish that those poor tortured souls feel every morning. I am the violence that those kids bestow on those same bullies when they sneak a hand gun into the school and shoot everything in sight with a tear falling down there cheek.



Black Death looks back at Maverick who is still standing there with a blank look on his face waiting for the man's name, and at Sean who has his jaw on his chest just being totally memorized at this figure.



BD: What? Uh, so you going to tell us who the hell you are or what?



...: Look at you Black Death, just always wanting to get to the point. I'm everything, every body, all in one. But if its a name you are looking for, I am the "Violent Messiah" Ash Bombay. You may not know me, but I know everyone of you very well. I know your hunger, your greed, your avarice. It's OK, everyone has it. There is a new dawn upon VWF with Scott Dibiase now the VWF Heavyweight Champion, and with the influx of all the new talent in VWF. Tragedy strikes again, because with the dawn comes the dusk and the dusk is already upon VWF with my arrival. Monumental changes are coming. Be prepared. Hallelujah Hallelujah.



Maverick: Hallelujah...



Black Death does a double take. He looks back and Ash Bombay is gone. Maverick shakes his head around again.



Maverick: I am sore and stuff, but lets do this Black Death!



BD: Huh?



Maverick: One on one tonight, Black Death vs. Maverick Jones! I gotta go warm up.



Maverick grabs his belt as he walks out of the locker room. Sean shakes his head back and forth before walking out himself.



Sean: Dude.



Black Death stands there by himself now not sure what to make of that.



BD: What the hell? Isn't this Maverick's locker room?



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JOEY STYLES: This match is for the Number One Contendership to the Eurocontinental Championship.



P. LICKIN: And?



JOEY STYLES: And what?  It's an important match tonight.  The winner of this match goes on for a shot at the title.



P. LICKIN: So?  Who cares about the Eurocontinental title?  It's not like the world title.



JOEY Styles: It's an important title here in the VWF.



P. LICKIN: Then why is a dweeb like Johnny Aggression in this match?  Just give the shot to The Professor.



And the action begins.  All three men jump right into it.  The Professor takes down Michael Bunda with a huge kick to the gut, Johnny Aggression stands back and waits for Prof to turn around.  When Prof does, Aggression hits him with a huge DDT spiking his head intot he ground.  Bunda gets to his feet, but seems to be off his game, and Aggression throws him into the corner.  Aggression slams into Bunda in the corner and Bunda goes down.  Aggression celebrates a little bit, but The Professor jumps in and hits Aggression with a stiff lariat.



P. LICKIN: WOW THIS IS AWESOME!



JOEY STYLES: Told you this match would be good.



P. LICKIN: What?  Oh yeah, the match....



JOEY STYLES: What are you do...... P. what is that website on your laptop?



P. LICKIN: Nothing.



JOEY STYLES: That... That looks like my Moms kitchen...



P. LICKIN: Oh Hay, the match.



Johnny Aggression goes to Suplex The Professor, however the Professor reverses with a well placed Low Blow to the lil Aggressions.



P. LICKIN: OH MY GOD!



JOEY STYLES: …...



P. LICKIN: What?  That had to hurt.



JOEY STYLES: My Moms Kitchen?



P. LICKIN: Look at Bunda, what's he up to?



Bunda climbs to his feet and goes to attack both men.  Aggression and The Professor both turn and do a double Flap-Jack to Bunda.  Aggression picks Bunda up and hits a High Impact Snap Suplex.  The Professor picks Bunda up and slams him face first into the turnbuckle, then kicks him hin the balls.



JOEY STYLES: MY MOMS KITCHEN?



P. LICKIN: Sigh, Jesus Joey, it's a cooking show.  Didn't you know your Mom is doing an on-line cooking show?



JOEY STYLES: No....



P. LICKIN: I can't wait to eat your Moms pie.



JOEY STYLES: …..



Bunda is rocked and essentially out of the match.  Aggression and The Professor are throwing their all into this fight.  They are going back and forth putting on a good test of wills.  Joey Styles is practically creaming his Fruit of the Looms in pleasure at this match.  Luckily there isn't a web cam on him.  The back and forth action intensifies as the crescendo of the match comes crashing down.  Johnny Aggression takes The Professor to the corner.  He takes him up for a huge Superplex attempt.  However The Professor rakes the eyes and Aggression hits the mat hard.



The Professor looks out at the crowd and goes for a highly out of character elbow drop.



**SMASH**



The Crash of his elbow against the hard mat shows why he doesn't go for that kind of move often.  Johnny Aggression rolled out of the way at the last possible second.  Aggression kicks The Professor in the head with a shock “Snap Shot” out of nowhere.



Aggression goes for the pin. ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)



Winner: [font color="lightblue"]Johnny Aggression wins and is the #1 Contender for the Eurocontinental Championship





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Kyle Bacon stands in front of “Simply Sensational” Sean Edmunds’

lockerroom door.  He paces back and forth waiting for the Pan-Pacific

champion to start his path to the curtain. Having not gotten anything

from Miss Karla only moments before she disappeared into the

lockerroom, he is determined to corner Edmunds once and for all.







Bacon looks down at his microphone as the handle behind him slowly

turns. The door opens as Edmunds, fully expecting Bacon to be there,

appears in view.



“Sean!” Bacon exclaims.



Edmunds steps into the hallway as Miss Karla squirms behind him and

shuts the door. She steps behind Bacon out of his line of sight.



“Kyle,” Edmunds says unimpressed.



“Tonight you step into the ring with the former Britannia Heavyweight

champion, T.D. Alexander and the current Eurocontinental champion,

Kamikaze!”



“Really?” he playfully questions.



“Really!” Kyle responds unfazed by the sarcasm. “As one of the final

four in the Royal Rumble you have secured a shot at a championship

belt.”



“Really?!” Edmunds responds with even more faux-enthusiasm.



“REALLY!” Kyle matches, although his enthusiasm is real. “There’s been

a lot of speculation, but I’m here right now to find out …”



“Kyle, Kyle .. Kyle,” Edmunds interjects. “Let me tell you something

right here, and right now. I walked into the VWF on February 14th and

manhandled, totally OUTCLASSED, Alexander Cage and Maverick Jones.

Then I walked into the Pan-Pacific Championship match against Brandy

Rose … and I finally ended the charade of characters who’ve desecrated

the integrity of this belt.” Edmunds pats the belt around his waist.

“Then, I went into the Royal Rumble .. and I proved to the WORLD that

“Simply Sensational” Sean Edmunds is the FUTURE of the VWF.”



“Yes,” Kyle interrupts, “but what bel…”



Edmunds puts his finger in the air silencing Bacon.



“So not only have I made a splash in the VWF in such little time.. but

now, TONIGHT, I have the opportunity to add two more notches to my

belt. T.D. Alexander, the little boy who lost everything at the

Rumble, and Kamikaze. I’m about to walk out there, in just a few

minutes, and shame two of the VWF’s biggest,” air quotes, “stars,” end

air quotes, “and you want to know what title I think I’m going to get

next?”



Edmunds stands there as Bacon looks confused.



“Well, yes.” He responds.



Edmunds smiles and drapes his arm around Bacon’s shoulder as the two

begin to walk down the hallway.



“Fine, I’ll play along.”



Bacon smiles back. Edmunds recoils slightly and shakes his head quickly.



“Please, don’t smile.”



Bacon cocks his head to the side.



“You see, Kyle,” Edmunds continues, “Since I’m currently on a mission

to restore the prestige to the Pan-Pacific Championship, I think it is

only fair that the Viking King provide me with a belt that has a

lineage full of talent .. full of the history that befits “Simply

Sensational.” I can only save one title at a time, you know.”



Edmunds smirks.



“You mean the Britannia Heavyweight belt?!” Kyle excitedly cuts in.



“OH GOD NO.” Edmunds throws his arms up. “I said I want a belt that

means something.”



Edmunds shakes his head.



“Besides,” Edmunds leans forward, “Maverick Jones would throw a hissy

fit. Hell, I imagine that he’s in the Viking King’s office right now

.. mumbling out the sides of his mouth as he blows the Viking King,

“Please, VK, please don’t give Sean Edmunds another opportunity to

expose my lack of talent to the world!”  No, no, Kyle.”



Kyle stops short as Edmunds keeps walking.



“Then which title?!”



Edmunds keeps walking, Karla at his side, but answers as he turns the corner.



“Dan Ryan’s.”





(The VWF goes to commercial...)

 



 

(The VWF returns from com

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Wrestling / Smackdown Taping (SPOILERS) - World Title News
« on: April 12, 2011, 08:28:08 PM »
Here are the Smackdown tapings results, to air this Friday.

-Smackdown opens with Alberto Del Rio coming out and cutting a promo about Edge's retirement. He says he didn't want to win the World title like this but wants Edge to come out and present him with his belt. Teddy Long comes out and says there will be a 20 Man Battle Royal tonight and the winner will face Del Rio at Extreme Rules in a Ladder Match. They apparently just re-shot part of that segment as Long then returned and said that no one is presenting Del Rio with anything tonight.

-Ezekiel Jackson defeated Kofi Kingston. The remainder of the Corre were all on commentary. Ezekiel dumped Kofi over the top onto them during the match. He took the mic and declared he was going to win the Battle Royal tonight. So, the match is still on, which means Teddy Long missed a line and they sent him back out so they can edit it back in.

-Lay-Cool couples therapy. They bicker and Michelle McCool walks out.

-Cody Rhodes has an in-ring promo, saying that he wanted to disfigure Rey Mysterio the way that Cody has disfigured him. Mysterio comes out and they fight. Rey nails the 619 and Cody leave.

-They air the promo for the former Awesome Kong.

-Rey Mysterio defeated Drew McIntyre.

-Edge came out and gave a long farewell speech about his career and how he won his first World title here in Albany. He points out his mother in the first row. Edge left and then came back out, saying he wanted to do his entrance one last time. He placed his World title in the center of the ring, hugged his mother and left. Backstage, Rosa Mendes tells Edge she is going to miss him. Alberto comes up to Edge and wants to shake his hand. Edge just walks off.

-Kelly Kelly defeated Layla. Michelle McCool was on commentary. After the match, Lay-Cool argued. McCool tried to leave. Layla grabbed her hand. McCool shoved and her walked off.

-In the Battle Royal: Big Show, Kane, The Corre, Heath Slater, Jack Swagger, Brodus Clay, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre, Yoshi Tatsu, Kofi Kingston, Rey Mysterio, Tyler Reks, Chris Masters, Chavo Guerrero, Curt Hawkins, Trent Baretta and JTG. The final four are Christian, Rey, Swagger and Justin Gabriel. Rey eliminated Gabriel. Swagger eliminated Rey. Christian eliminated Swagger to win. He celebrates with Edge.

CHRISTIAN vs. ALBERTO DEL RIOS BABAY!!!

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Fed News / SFT and GWA Join CWC, and we expand the staff!
« on: April 11, 2011, 04:36:51 PM »


It is with great pleasure that I announce the ever-expanding CWC Realm to count some new feds and old faces to the staff.

First, I would like to announce SFT and GWA Joining the CWC family as Full Member Feds.

Strike Fantasy Towers (SFT - http://www.striketowers.com/) marks it's beginnings back to October of 2001, and in that time has gone through a merger between it's 2 parent feds (SFW and XCW) and has continued on for the past decade.  Helmed by Switchblade, it boasts a roster of about 2 dozen characters, a weekly show called Thursday Night Titans, and a monthly PPV.  This is yet another fed that has a long standing history that is looking to get it's name and roster out there by joining CWC.

Global Wrestling Alliance (GWA - http://www.gwa4life.bravehost.com/) started in July 2001, marking another decade fed joining CWC's ranks.  Helmed by Levi Hershey, the GWA boasts a roster around 3 dozen roleplayers handling over 40 characters, and giving a weekly show called Worldwide.  With the addition of GWA, we have added yet another fed that will no doubtingly be a long standing and productive member of CWC.

But that's not all!

It is with great pleasure that I also announce the expanding of our staff here in CWC.  Due to our ever expanding universe, we have added a Creative Staff position.  This position will assist the rest of the staff here in the writing of shows, and assisting with other duties as we need.  This position will not include decisions over match outcomes at this time, to allow these individuals to participate in CWC shows and compete on a level playing field.  These individuals are Kamikaze of The VWF, Joey K of Joeyland, LOH of PrYde/CPW/NCW, and Jesse Styles of New Edge.  These four will, moving forward, help add more diversity to the staff, and add some extra behind the scenes assistance that we need as we expand and continue to be the best and most cutting edge Interfed on the internet today.

Please help me welcome these new feds and new staff members to CWC.

14
Wrestling / Please God, let it not be true....
« on: April 11, 2011, 12:37:47 PM »
http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/181798/Hulk-Hogan-News:-Health-Update,-Possible-Return-To-The-Ring,-More.htm

- Hulk Hogan has been posting picture son Twitter, showing off how he is doing. Hogan has been working out a lot, and it appears as if his back surgeries have been a success, as he looks better than he has in some time.

- While there is no confirmation, it is a possibility that Hogan could be returning to the ring later this year. TNA has been hinting at an Anderson vs. Hogan feud.

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E-Wrestling Results Showcase / VWF: The Royal Rumble
« on: April 11, 2011, 09:54:04 AM »



Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Pyros hit at the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring and on the ring posts as The Royal Rumble begins. The crowd are going bonkers all over the arena and there isn't a fan in his seat in this packed 20,000 person arena.








JOEY STYLES: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen.  I am Joey Styles.  This is...

P. LICKIN: Joey's father.

JOEY STYLES: You are not my father!  That's not true.  That's impossible.

P. LICKIN: Look within your feelings, and you know it is true.  Come over to the Lickin side!





DEVAN NOX SEGMENT



In the makeshift offices of the VWF at the Verizon Center.  2 hours before The Royal Rumble is set to begin... 

Lorie McWiggletits:  Sir, sorry to interrupt, but Devan Nox is on the phone. She says its urgent!

The Viking King presses a button on the phone to hear the call on speaker. 

VK:  Devan, what's up?  You excited for your first Rumble?

Devan:  I'm in Miami. 

VK:  Excuse Him?! 

Devan:  Yeah, Miami!  According to the airline, someone called last night and cancelled my flight!

VK:  No really, where are you?

Devan:  And the bigger problem is that there isn't a direct flight that can get me there in time. 

VK:  So you're telling Him that you aren't gonna make it?  This isn't good for you.  You're the Cabo-Wabo Champion!  You need to be here! 

Devan:  Well, unless you have the technology to beam me up, we're both out of luck, boss! 

VK:  Well, it is what it is, but if The Viking King were you, He'd find a way to get here. 

Devan:  Believe me...I've tried almost everything. 

The Viking King shakes his head in frustration.

Camera cuts to a commercial before the Royal Rumble is about to begin.........





DEVAN NOX SEGMENT



(The VWF returns from that short commercial plug, it shows The Viking King walking down the hallway with a briefcase in hand.  He walks into a lockerroom, where Maverick Jones is sitting, lacing up his boots.  Simon Stone stands behind him, tossing an apple in the air and catching it...)



VIKING KING: Well well well... here's where you two are.  Maverick, don't you have to be out to the ring any moment now?



MAVERICK: Heading out right now... what do you want?



SIMON STONE: And why did you ask me to meet you here?



VIKING KING: Well... it's been in the dark long enough.  That Money in the Bank Title Shot you guys earned last month?  Well... guess what...



MAVERICK: Chicken butt?



VIKING KING:....  It's for the Britannia Heavyweight Championship.  Soon as you two knuckleheads decide when to cash it in, let The Viking King know.



(Viking tosses them the case.  They look at each other, then the case as Viking leaves, and the camera returns to the ring.)



















(-(-(

Maverick's theme, Becoming the Bull by Atreyu,  begins playing over the loudspeaker.



Ring Announcer: Introducing, from Nouvéa, New Caledonia by way of Baltimore Maryland, standing 5 foot 11 and weighing in at 187 pounds, "The Prince of Precision" Maverick Jones!!!



“Dead and Broken” by Godsmack fills the arena as a thick smoke begins to fill the entrance ramp. The sound of a motorcycle can be heard revving its motor up. Suddenly Alexander Cage pulls out from behind the smoke on a Harley Davidson with Jesse Lee on the back as gold pyrotechnics blast beside them. Cage rides the bike down the ramp revving the motor as he circle the ring. He then parks the bike at his corner and Jesse Lee gets off the bike slowly pausing for a moment as she is bent over. Cage shuts the bike off and climbs off and gets into the ring. Cage holds open the ropes as Jesse slowly climbs through. Cage then gets in the center of the ring and faces the mat. Gold pyrotechnics begin to fire towards Cage filling the ring with sparks and smoke. When it settles down Cage throws his arms up and yells blowing smoke from his mouth and nose. He turns back to Jesse and helps her out of the ring as the music dies down.



Ring Announcer: Introducing, from Orlando, Florida, standing 5 foot 11 and weighing in at 214 pounds, Alexander Cage!!!



Cage and Maverick each circle each other in the ring as the crowd pops off huge for this epic battle. Maverick and Cage lock up, and Cage gets the upper hand. Cage locks in a headlock, but Maverick shoves Cage into the ropes. Maverick goes for a clothesline, but Cage ducks and goes to the ropes. Maverick turns around to duck a clothesline from Cage and hits a falling neckbreaker.  Maverick picks Cage up and shoots him into the turnbuckle. Maverick takes a running start, but Cage gets the boot up, catching Maverick in the chin. Maverick staggers back, and Cage hops to the top rope. Cage jumps off, hitting a flying shoulder block on Maverick, taking him off his feet.  Cage picks Maverick up and shoots him into the ropes, following with a running knee to the midsection. Cage tries to shoot Maverick again, but Maverick counters and shoots Cage into the ropes instead. Maverick kicks Cage to the midsection and hits a DDT . Maverick picks Cage up, shoving him into the turnbuckle corner.   Maverick chops Cage to the chest and shoots him into the opposite turnbuckle. Maverick chops Cage in the chest again, and the crowd gives a "Woo!" Maverick chops Cage a third time, getting another "Woo!" from the crowd. Cage hits a big forearm to Maverick's head and tosses him in the turnbuckle. Cage hits an overhand chop to Maverick's chest, getting a "Woo!" of his own.



P. LICKIN: Woo!



JOEY STYLES: You a Flair fan, P?



P. LICKIN: Only if she's hot.



Cage grabs Maverick and hits a headlock takedown, then hits a soccer kick to Maverick's back. Cage takes a moment and goes to the turnbuckle. Maverick gets to his feet, holding his back. Cage jumps off the turnbuckle, hitting a missile drop kick to Maverick's back, knocking him face-first into the mat. Cage goes to work stomping on Maverick's back. Cage picks Maverick up and shoots Maverick into the  turnbuckle and hits a running splash. Cage grabs Maverick and locks in a headlock. Cage goes for a bulldog, but Maverick hooks the leg and counters with a backdrop suplex. Maverick and Cage both get up a little slow, and Cage comes at Maverick. Maverick hits an arm-drag takedown, then wrenches the arm. Maverick yanks Cage to his feet by his arm, and hits a roundhouse kick to Cage's head. Maverick hits an elbow drop.  Maverick picks Cage up and shoots him into the ropes. Maverick hits a back-body drop, then goes to the turnbuckle. Maverick ascends the turnbuckle as the crowd goes wild. Cage gets to his feet. Maverick goes for a flying cross body, but Cage is able to jump up, hitting a spinning heel kick to Maverick, and both men go down. The crowd starts chanting THIS IS AWE-SOME!  *clap clap, clap clap clap*, THIS IS AWE-SOME!  *clap clap, clap clap clap* When out comes Simon Stone.  Simon slides in the ring and begins to lay into Cage with some kicks to the side.  Simon picks Cage up by the head and goes for a snapmare, but Cage shoves him off into the ropes.  Simon turns around and Cage hits a rising clothesline.



JOEY STYLES: Uh oh... looks like someone released the flood gates!



Out runs Reverend John Crazy, who also slides in the ring.  Cage breaks off of Stone and charges Rev, who hits a tackle on Cage.  Rev unleashes some rights on Cage, then hops up.  Stone charges forward, but Reverend hits a powerslam onto Cage.  Maverick comes out of the corner, going for a leaping spinning heel kick, but Rev catches him mid-air and body slams him onto Stone.  All three men are down on top of each other, and Rev goes to the corner, climbing up.  He comes off as Mysterious comes running down the ramp.  Rev hits a splash off the top rope on everyone as Mysterious rolls in the ring.  Rev stands up as the crowd cheers him on.  He turns around, and eats a Samoan Kick.



JOEY STYLES: Mysterious looking to clear some of the population in that ring.



P. LICKIN: You speak prettier than a $2 whore.



Sean Layne Slate comes running down next, and slides in the ring.  Sean Layne stands up, and goes for a clothesline on Mysterious.  Mysterious ducks and hits back elbow to his lower back.  Sean Layne staggers forward, and Mysterious dumps him over the top rope to the outside.  Sean Layne Slate is eliminated  Maxxx Hardcore comes running down the ramp and slides in.  He immediately starts to brawl with Maverick Jones in the corner as everyone else continues to fight.  Twitter comes running down the ramp.  Twitter slides in, and Maxxx Hardcore kicks him to the midsection and hits a DDT.  Maxxx picks Twitter up and tosses him over the top rope to the outside.  Twitter is eliminated



JOEY STYLES: Maxxx is looking ready to go deep tonight.



P. LICKIN: That's what I like about him.  He's always willing to go deep.



Rev grabs Maxxx from behind and hits a backdrop suplex.  Cage and Rev put the boots to him while Maverick is being pushed on the top rope by Mysterious, but he's holding on for dear life.  Allister Crowley comes running down the ramp.  Crowley slides in the ring and hits Mysterious from behind with a forearm, saving Maverick.  Crowley turns Mysterious around and shoots him to the ropes, but Mysterious counters and shoots Crowley instead.  Mysterious goes for a big boot, but Crowley ducks and hits a leg sweep takedown.  Crowley hits a backflip splash on Mysterious.  Maverick climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off, but Crowley jumps up, hitting a drop kick to his face and taking the first man in down quick.  The crowd cheers HO-LY SHIT!  HO-LY SHIT! as Crowley rolls to his feet.  Cage grabs Crowley from behind and goes for a German suplex, but Crowley blocks it, hits a couple back elbows and floats behind and hits his own German suplex.  Crowley holds on, rolls over and goes for a second German, but Rev comes up from behind, grabs Crowley, and hits a German Suplex on Crowley as he hits one on Cage.  The crowd cheers as Rev stands up, just to eat a clothesline from Maxxx Hardcore.  Chris Dorling comes running down the ramp.



JOEY STYLES: Here comes Chris Dorling.



P. LICKIN: But look out right behind him!



Right after Dorling comes Terry Hamrick as well.  Dorling slides in and starts to put the boots to Rev.  Hamrick comes in behind Dorling, spins him around and kicks him to the midsection.  Hamrick goes for a DDT, but Dorling counters with a Northern Lights Suplex.  Brandy Rose comes running down the ramp, with her sister Brittney not far behind...



P. LICKIN: FINALLY!  LOOK AT HER COME DOWN HERE LIKE A COUPLE OF BOUNCING BALLS FOR A SING A LONG!



JOEY STYLES: ....



P. LICKIN: I'm sorry, you obviously have no clue at home awesome her chest is.  Hey, is that Simon Stone still in the ring? 



JOEY STYLES: What the heck is he doing, just laying there this whole time?



P. LICKIN: It's almost like he's... waiting for his spot...



Brandy slides in the ring, while Brittney stays ringside.  Simon Stone leaps to his feet and charges her.  She side steps him and hits a drop toe kick.  Stone hits the turnbuckle post head first.  Brandy takes a step back and runs, hitting a reverse Bronco Buster.  She hops up and down on the back of Stone's head, then comes out of it.  She turns around and sees Cage getting up.  Brandy charges him and hits a drop kick from behind, sending him into Maverick as the two collapse in the corner.  Chris Dorling charges Brandy, but she ducks and pulls down the top rope, sending Dorling over the top to the outside.  Chris Dorling is eliminated.  Terry Hamrick comes charging over as Dr. Feelgood comes down the ramp.  Terry Hamrick jumps at Brandy Rose, hitting a forearm.  He picks her up for a powerbomb outside of the ring, but she wraps her legs around his head and grabs the ropes, hitting a head scissors to launch him over the top rope to the outside.  Terry Hamrick is eliminated.  Dr. Feelgood slides in the ring.



P. LICKIN: Holy crap!  Did Brandy Rose just eliminate two of the biggest names in the Royal Rumble?



JOEY STYLES: She did, P.!



P. LICKIN: What a way to go, eh?



Brandy hops up to her feet as Feelgood stands up.  She walks up to him and attempts to slap him.  Feelgood blocks the hand and lays a big kiss on Brandy Rose!  Feelgood lets it go as Brandy falls back into the corner.  Crowley charges across the ring and starts to brawl with Feelgood.  Michael Bunda comes down the ramp.  Bunda slides in the ring as Shaun Vermette comes down the ramp as well.  Bunda stands up as Feelgood kicks Crowley to the midsection and hits a DDT.  Bunda stands up, and Feelgood immediately clotheslines him over the top rope back to the outside.  MICHAEL BUNAD IS ELIMINATED  Vermette slides in the ring and hits a big kick to Feelgood's midsection.  Feelgood falls to his hands and knees, and Crowley runs, jumps off Feelgood's back, and hits a flying headscissors that sends Vermette over the top rope to the outside.  SHAWN VERMETTE IS ELIMINATED  Vermette lands on the outside, when someone comes out from the crowd and starts to lay the boots to him.  In the ring, Mysterious is up and is clotheslining people down left and right. 



JOEY STYLES: Who is that guy?



P. LICKIN: I think that's Armando, newly signed from the Puerto Rican leagues...



Armando picks Vermette up and hits the SHM!  Vermette is out of it as Armando drags him over to the steel stairs, lifting them up.  He brings them crashing down on Vermette's arm to a loud "SNAP" is heard.  Vermette screams in pain as VWF Officials are down and drag Armando away, as he laughs.  Simon Stone and Maverick Jones both roll under the ropes to the outside.  TD Alexander is next to run down to the ring. He slides in and clears the deck, giving forearms to anyone who cares to look. On the outside, Simon Stone and Maverick Jones both try to grb the briefcase. They slide in with it, Simon wins, and blasts TD Alexander with it. He unlatches the briefcase to reveal, the Brittaina Championship. The referee calls for the bell.



P. Lickin: What is going on???



Joey Styles: Maverick Jones and Simon Stone just cashed in Money in the Bank, during the Royal Rumble!



P. Lickin: This can't be legal!! It's gotta be like the legality of me giving your mom an abortion with a wire hanger!!



Joey Styles: ...gah??



The rest of the members in the rumble stop. Maverick berates Simon for hitting TD Alexander with the briefcase. They stand toe to toe, just as TD Alexander gets back up. He starts yelling at the referee. Everyone is yelling at each other. 5...4...3...2..1... Jinx enters the match. He runs down the ramp and slides in the ring. He is immediately swarmed by some of the other competitors in the ring.



Joey Styles: There's a title match, but the Rumble is still going on!



P. Lickin: And Jinx is learning the hard way.



Simon Stone decides he has had enough and rolls up Maverick in a small package. 1....2 kick out! Maverick reverses into his on pin. 1...2...TD Alexander now hooks them both for the pin, 1...2...kick out!



Joey Styles: This is history folks. Someone might get pinned and lose a match, during the Royal Rumble!



TD Alexander picks up Maverick and whips him into the corner. He unloads some forearms. Simon Stone sets up behind and charges. Maverick pushes TD out of the way and slips through the middle rope. He pulls it down, and TD Alexander dumps him over. Simon Stone is eliminated. Stone tries to get back in the ring, but the referees won't let him.



Joey Styles: Simon Stone was eliminated from the Royal Rumble match!!



P. Lickin: This isn't right. He's in a title match, the referee has got to let him back in the ring!



Joey Styles: But he was eliminated! Simon Stone has no chance to win the Brittainia Title now!



P. Lickin: Simon Stone is pissed and I don't blame him. This is a trasversity of justice!



Joey Styles: Meanwhile...here comes Jaime Stark!!



Jaime Stark waves bye to Simon Stone as he walks down to the ring. He gets in and goes right after some of the other people in the match. He along with a few other people and suddenly surprised when TD Alexander and Maverick Jones both springboard into the group of Rumble participants! Everyone is down! Alexander and Jones get back to their feet. The countdown goes. Suddenly...







Crimson Lightning comes out. He walks out with a chair and sets it up on stage, intent on not entering the ring just yet. Maverick waves at Crimson to get into the ring, and Alexander hits him from behind. He begins pounding on him.



P. Lickin: Maverick needs to worry about the match he created instead of the Rumble right now.



TD Alexander shoots for a pin. 1...2..Maverick grabs the bottom rope. TD Alexander stays on the offense, lifting Maverick back to his feet. He begins trying to force Maverick over the top rope, and Shawn Vermette comes over to help. They are unsuccessful, Maverick slips back into the ring.  Alex Thunder is next to enter.  Now Crimson Lightning is ready to come down to the ring.



P. Lickin: Wooo! America!!



Joey Styles: Yeah, but Crimson is a coward, waiting for his partner in crime to enter the match.



P. Lickin: Strength in numbers Joe.



The American Storm enter the ring. Alex Thunder stands in front of Crimson. Maverick counters TD Alexander, and lunges with his knee! TD quickly switches places with Alex Thunder, who takes the Natural Selection from Maverick! He stumbles in to Crimson who pushes him to the ropes, as TD and Maverick flip him out. Alex Thunder is eliminated!



Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! Crimson Lightning, TD Alexander, and Maverick Jones team up to eliminate Alex Thunder!



P. Lickin: Redo! Alex Thunder isn't in the Title match!



Crimson Lightning charges at the pair, and they lift him over the top rope. He lands on the apron, and kicks TD Alexander through the middle rope. He catches his leg with one arm, and Maverick grabs the other arm. He quickly pulls him down, into the Hanging Armbar!! TD Alexander is pressed against Crimson's leg! The referee doesn't call for the rope break, and both TD Alexander and Crimson Lightning tap out! The bell rings, drowning out Crimson's screaming.



Joey Styles: Alexander taps out! Alexander taps out! New Britannia Champion!!



Crimson and TD lay under the bottom rope, holding their shoulder and knee respectfully. The referee slides in and gives Maverick the belt. Maverick celebrates with the title in the middle of the ring on his knees, kissing the title. Jinx takes the oppertunity to kick him in the back of the head, reminding Maverick their's still a match going on.  Jinx picks Maverick up before he can properly celebrate his win, and shoves him into the corner.  Jinx dumps Maverick over the top rope to the apron, but Maverick lands on the apron.  Jinx punches him a couple times, then steps over the top rope to the apron.  Jinx kicks Maverick to the midsection, but Maverick catches the leg and yanks Jinx off his feet.  Jinx falls to the apron.  Maxxx Hardcore charges, and hits a baseball slide kick to Jinx, sending him off the apron to the outside..  JINX IS ELIMINATED  Maxxx stands up, and hits an uppercut on the new Britannia Champ.  Maverick holds onto the ropes, but leans back.  He comes forward, and Maxxx grabs him by the head and yanks down, hitting The Eiffel Tower on the ropes!  Maverick yanks back and falls outside.  Maverick Jones is eliminated



JOEY STYLES: Maverick made a hell of a run there, P.  Even picked up the Britannia Heavyweight Title, but it looks like it cost him a shot at the World Title.



P. LICKIN: Why... isn't... Brandy... doing... JUMPING JACKS?!?!?



John Q. Public comes down the ramp and slides in the ring.  Rev and Stark are brawling in the corner, when Rev kicks him to the midsection and hits the Insider's Edge over the top rope to the outside!  Jaime Stark is eliminated  Kamikaze comes running down the ramp.  Public grabs Rev from behind, dumping him over the top rope to the outside right after Stark.  Reverend John Crazy is eliminated  Public turns around, and eats a spinning heel kick from Kamikaze.  Cage tackles Kamikaze and the two begin to brawl on the mat.  Suddenly, Devan Nox comes out.  She runs down the ramp and slides in the ring as Maxxx Hardcore stands up.



JOEY STYLES: Wait... what's wrong with Devan?  And I thought she wasn't going to make it here?



P. LICKIN: Waitaminute... that's not Devan!



JOEY STYLES: How do you know?



P. LICKIN: I know my tits.  THAT'S RICO!



Sure enough, it's Rico in drag, dressed up as Devan Nox.  Maxxx Hardcore immediately sees through it, and comes up, enraged.  "You're not Devan!" He shouts, as he unleashes a few rights on the giggling Rico.  Alexander Cage sees this, hits a throat chop to Kamikaze, then charges, hitting a double clothesline in Maxxx and Rico, sending them both over the top rope to the outside.  Rico is eliminated.  Maxxx Hardcore is eliminated.  The Professor comes flying down the ramp on a hoverboard.  He flies up and over the ropes and jumps off, hitting a flying cross body on Mysterious, taking him down.  Mr. Enigma comes down the ramp.  Shengee Shmelky comes down the ramp right behind him.  The Professor picks up Mysterious and shoots him to the ropes, but Mysterious counters and shoots Professor instead.  Professor jumps and goes for a flying chop, but Mysterious catches him and military presses him over his head and tosses him over the top rope.  However, The Professor's hoverboard saves him, dropping him back in the ring.  Crowley hits a superkick on The Professor, nearly taking his head off as he lands.  Mysterious grabs the hoverboard and turns as Shengee rolls in the ring.  Mysterious smashes Shengee in the face with it, sending him flying over the top rope back outside.  Shengee Shmelky is eliminated.



JOEY STYLES: Did Mysterious just smash a jet propelled board in the face of Shengee Shmelky and propel him through the air?



P. LICKIN: Yes.



Mr. Enigma hits a snapmare on Cage and hits a kick to the back.  Enigma locks in a reverse headlock as "Think About The End" hits... and out comes number 27...



JOEY STYLES: No way.



P. LICKIN: YES WAY!  HA!  The Viking King is entering the Royal Rumble!  Let's see who has the BALLS to eliminate THE BOSS!



In the ring, everyone stops as they watch The Viking King come down the ramp, dressed in his old wrestling gear.  He walks up the stairs and steps in the ring, standing in the middle.  Everyone looks at each other, not entirely sure WHAT do do.  Johnny Aggression comes running down the ramp behind Viking as he laughs, taunting someone to DARE hit him.  He takes a step back as everyone stands up, nods, and the entire pack come towards him.  Aggression leaps on the apron behind Viking, grabs him from behind and yanks him over the top rope to the outside!  The Viking King is eliminated



JOEY STYLES: Johnny Aggression had the balls, P.!



P. LICKIN: And later on, so will your mother.



Almost immediately, as the crowd cheers Viking being eliminated, Cage capitolizes by grabbing Crimson's leg from behind, and dumping him over the top rope as well to the outside!  Crimson Lightening is eliminated  Viking and Crimson both look at each other, and Crimson flips him the bird, says "At least I laster longer than you!" and retreats to the back.  Maximillian Vandiell III comes running down the ramp.  Cage hits an upper cut Mysterious.  Crowley and Cage grab Mysterious and hit a double suplex.  Vandiel has both Tag Team Belts with him as he slides in the ring, tossing them in the corner.  Brandy ducks a clothesline from Public, but eats a clothesline from Vandiel.  Brandy rolls over into the corner as Vandiel and Public brawl back and forth.  Maximus comes down the ramp.  Maximus slides in the ring as Public gets a hammer lock takedown, then locks in a rear naked choke.  Enigma eats a right from Maximus, but blocks the next punch and shoots Maximus to the ropes, and hits The Spear!  Enigma picks Maximus up and tosses him over the top rope to the outside.  Maximus is eliminated



JOEY STYLES: And Maximus is sent to the back.



P. LICKIN: Better than being sent to the corner.



JOEY STYLES: What's wrong with the corner?



P. LICKIN: Look in the ring...



Vandiel shoots Brandy to the corner and charges in, jumping up for some mounted punches.  Brittney hops on the apron and flashes Vandiel.  Vandiel, distracted, gives her a thumbs up.  Brandy immediately hooks his leg and hits a powerbomb, then covers him.  Brittney yells at the ref who counts 1...2...3..  Brittney screams as Brandy stands up, grabbing the World Tag-Team Championship Belts!  Brandy slips her hotel room key in the ref's pocket and kisses him on the cheek as she walks over to hand Brittney one of the belts on the apron.  Sean Edmunds comes down the ramp.  Brandy and Brittney hug, when Vandiel shakes his head, and realizes what happened.  He grabs Brandy around the waist and picks her up.  She grabs the top rope to block him, but he instead then shoves her forward and over the top rope, crashing into Brittney as both fall outside.  Brandy Rose is eliminated  Sean Edmunds slides in the ring and hits a drop kick on Vandiel from behind, sending him over the ropes to the apron, where he holds on.  Edmunds hits a drop kick on Cage, then one on Mysterious, staggering Mysterious into a corner.  Edmunds takes a running leap and hits a flipping shin kick on Mysterious.  Crowley hits Edmunds from behind and hits a backdrop suplex.  Crowley hits a backflip splash, then picks Edmunds up and tosses him over the top rope to the apron.  Edmunds lands on his feet.  Crowley goes for a punch, but it's blocked, Edmunds spins Crowley around and hits a springboard bulldog.  Dan Ryan comes down the ramp.



JOEY STYLES: That's it, everyone is now down the ramp and in the ring.



P. LICKIN: He isn't in the ring yet, Joey.



Dan Ryan slides in the ring.



P. LICKIN: NOW He's in the ring.  Learn how to read.



Dan Ryan slides in the ring.  The Professor charges him, and Dan Ryan hits a big boot.  Dan Ryan picks The Professor up and tosses him in the corner.  Dan Ryan sets him up top for a superplex, but Mysterious hits Dan Ryan from behind.  Public sees this, and runs up, hitting a walk up knee to The Professor, knocking him off the turnbuckle to the outside.  The Professor is eliminated  Dan Ryan and Mysterious brawl for a moment, then Mysterious kicks Ryan to the midsection and goes to the ropes.  Dan Ryan counters with a back body drop on Mysterious, sending him over the top rope to the outside!  Mysterious is eliminated  Dan Ryan turns to Enigma, and the two begin to brawl into the corner, where Dan Ryan takes over.  He hits a few shoulder blocks to the midsection, then starts on with some rights and lefts.  Enigma gets a knee up, catching Ryan in the midsection.  Enigma grabs Ryan, looking for a piledriver, but Ryan stands up, dumping Enigma over the top rope to the outside.  Mr. Enigma is eliminated  Johnny Aggression is in the corner, and Allister Crowley runs at him, hitting a splash.  Crowley grabs Aggression's head, but Dr. Feelgood hits him from behind.  Crowley staggers, and Aggression grabs him, dumping him over the top rope to the outside!  Allister Crowley is eliminated  Dr. Feelgood puts his hand out for Aggression, who takes it and immediately yanks him on to his shoulders and hits a DVD over the top rope to the outside.  Dr. Feelgood is eliminated  Feelgood looks up at Aggression, who smiles and shrugs.  He turns around, just time to eat a super kick from Kamikaze, sending him over the top rope to the outside.  Johnny Aggression is eliminated



P. LICKIN: Does it stink in here, cause they are dropping like FLIES!



Back in the ring, Cage and Vandiel double team Kamikaze, hitting alternating chops on the ropes.  They both grab his legs, attempting to dump him over the top rope.  Kamikaze flips over and lands on his feet, then rolls under the bottom rope.  Public charges in, hitting a clothesline on Vandiel while he's distracted, sending him over the top rope to the outside.  Maximillion Vandiel III is eliminated  Public grabs Kamikaze by the legs, and hits a fulcrum into the corner.  Cage follows in with a running knee to the back as Kamikaze howls in pain.  Cage turns around, and eats a HUGE drop kick from the top rope from Edmunds.  Cage is down as Dan Ryan and Sean Edmunds put the boots to him.  Public is up, and hits TD Alexander with a big right.  He shoots TD to the ropes, but TD counters.  Public jumps up on the ropes and comes off with a springboard back elbow, but TD sees it coming, catches him in mid-air and shoves him forward over the top rope to the outside.  John Q. Public is eliminated  Dan Ryan and Sean Edmunds pick Cage up and toss him over the top rope, but he holds on to the ropes, skinning the cat and pulling himself back in.  Ryan charges, but Cage pulls the ropes down and Ryan falls over, also landing on the apron.  Alexander and Kamikaze unleash lefts and rights on Ryan, trying to toss him off.  Cage hits him a couple times as well, but Ryan is solidly holding on to the ropes.  Edmunds runs to the corner, jumps up to the top and off, hitting a flying clothesline on Cage, sending him off the apron!  Alexander Cage is eliminated



JOEY STYLES: Cage lasted so long!



P. LICKIN: But not long enough.



JOEY STYLES: Well, we are down to our final four.  Regardless of the winner, as it customary, each will receive title shots.  The question remains... who's going home with the World Title shot, tonight!



Edmunds grabs Kamikaze from behind and hits an inverted DDT.  Ryan hits a shoulder block on Alexander, then sweeps his leg out from under him.  Ryan yanks back on the ropes and hits a slingshot leg drop on Alexander.  Edmunds picks up Kamikaze and shoots him to the ropes.  Edmunds goes for a Yakuza Kick, but Kamikaze avoids it and hits the Bushido Kick!  Edmunds goes over the top rope and falls outside!  Sean Edmunds is eliminated  Kamikaze goes for the Bushido Kick on Dan Ryan, but Dan catches the leg and hits a capture suplex over the top rope.  Kamikaze lands on the apron and holds on, laying there a moment.  Alexander is up, and hits Ryan.  Ryan turns around as Alexander hits him again and again, driving him back to the ropes.  Alexander has him staggered, runs to the ropes and jumps, hitting a high cross body that sends both men over the top rope to the apron.  All three are on the apron now.  Alexander and Ryan stand up as Kamikaze pulls himself up at the corner.  Ryan and Alexander exchange blows, but Ryan gets a knee to the midsection, smashes an elbow in Alexander's face, then picks him up and hist the Humility Bomb onto the apron!  Alexander is dazed, but not eliminated as Kamikaze kicks Ryan from behind.  Ryan staggers and turns around.  He charges at Kamikaze, who jumps OFF the apron to the crowd barrier!  The crowd cheers as Kamikaze lands.  Alexander pulls himself up, and Ryan hits a running boot that finally knocks him off.  TD Alexander is eliminated.  Kamikaze jumps off the crowd barrier going for the apron, but Ryan turns around in time, and catches Kamikaze with a huge boot to the face in mid-air!  Kamikaze flips over and falls to the floor.  The bell rings!  Dan Ryan, out of breath, rolls back in the ring as he smiles.  He falls to his knees and motions that the belt should be around his waist as the ref raises his hand in victory, and we go to a quick commercial...



JOEY STYLES: Dan Ryan, the last man in, and the ONLY man left standing!



P. LICKIN: Good for him.  Just like the parties I'd go to in college.  Last man in, last man standing.



JOEY STYLES: You're sick.  Up next folks, we see WHO Dan Ryan will face at Bloodlust as Jonny Cedrone defends the World Title against Scott DiBiase...


ORDER OF ENTRY

1. Maverick Jones

2. Alexander Cage

3. Simon Stone

4. Reverend John Crazy

5. Mysterious

6. Sean Layne Slate

7. Maxxx Hardcore

8. Twitter

9. “The Showstopper” Allister Crowley

10. Chris Dorling

11. "Supersonic Kid" Terry Hamrick

12. Brandy Rose

13. Dr. Feelgood

14. Michael Bunda

15. Shaun Vermette

16. TD Alexander

17. Jinx

18. Jamie Stark

19. Crimson Lightening

20. Alex Thunder

21. John Q. Public

22. Kamikaze

23. Devan Nox Rico in Drag

24. The Professor

25. Mr. Enigma

26. Shengee Shmelky

27. The Viking King

28. Johnny "The Icon" Aggression

29. Maximillian Vandiel III

30. Maximus

31. Sean Edmunds

32. "The Ego Buster" Dan Ryan


ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS

SLS by Mysterious

Twitter by Maxxx Hardcore

Dorling by Brandy Rose

Terry Hamrick by Brandy Rose

Michael Bunda by Dr. Feelgood

Shawn Vermette by Allister Crowley

Simon Stone by TD Alexander

Alex Thunder by TD Alexander, Maverick Jones and Crimson Lightening

Jinx by Maxxx Hardcore

Maverick by Maxxx Hardcore

Jaime Stark by Rev

Reverend John Crazy by John Q. Public

"Devan Nox" aka Rico by Alexander Cage

Maxxx Hardcore by Alexander Cage

Shengee Shmelky by Mysterious

The Viking King by Johnny Aggression

Crimson Lightening by Alexander Cage

Maximus by Enigma

Brandy Rose by Maximillian Vandiel III

The Professor by John Q. Public

Mysterious by Dan Ryan

Mr. Enigma by Dan Ryan

Allister Crowley by Johnny Aggression

Dr. Feelgood by Johnny Aggression

Johnny Aggression by Kamikaze

Maximillian Vandiel III by John Q. Public

John Q. Public by TD Alexander

Alexander Cage by Sean Edmunds

Sean Edmunds by Kamikaze

TD Alexander by Dan Ryan

Kamikaze by Dan Ryan


MOST ELIMINATIONS

Dan Rryan x4

TD Alexander x3

Maxxx Hardcore x3

John Q. Public x3

Alexander Cage x2

Brandy Rose x2

Johnny Aggression x2

Kamikaze x2

Dr. Feelgood

Allister Crowley

Maverick Jones

Crimson Lightening

Reverend John Crazy

Mr. Enigma

Maximillian Vandiel III

Mysterious

Sean Edmunds


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Winner: Maverick Jones wins the Britannia Heavyweight Championship.  Brandy and Brittney Rose win the World Tag-Team Championships.  Dan Ryan wins the Royal Rumble and is the #1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship















DEVAN NOX / MAXXX HARDCORE SEGMENT

 









Backstage at the Verizon Center.  Devan Nox is walking the back hallways. Maxxx Hardcore is coming from the oppposite direction. 



Maxxx:  Devan!  Where have you been?  Afraid to get roughed up out there tonight?



Devan:  No, just issues you with my flight. 



Maxxx:  Yeah, you probably shoudn't book those flights for the day of the event! 



Devan:  Yeah, you're probably right.....how did you know when my flight was?



Maxxx:  I just assumed it was. 



Devan:  Yeah, well, I'm trying to find Viking.  I just hope he doesn't strip my belt for this. 



Maxxx:  Well, I'm sure he'll understand.  It wasn't like it was totally your fault. 



Devan:  It wasn't ANY of my fault. 



Maxxx:  Well, if you'd been filming with me last night instead of playing  in South Beach....



Devan:  Excuse me?



Maxxx:  Just saying...



Devan:  You know Maxxx...I'm trying really hard to like you, but I'm seriously about to give up on it! You really are an ass! 



Devan storms off.



Maxxx: (under his breath) You have no idea....no idea!













JONNY CEDRONE SEGMENT

 



**--After leaving Maxxx's side, the cameras pick up in the back as we see Jonny Cedrone sitting in a chair, bent over lacing up his boots. The fans go nuts. After a moment, he finishes with his boots and sits back up, there’s a knock on the door.--**







Jonny Cedrone: “Come in!”



**--Off camera we hear the door open then close. Cedrone looks up, sees who it was that came in, grins and stands up--**



Cedrone: “How’d I know you’d be here soon?”



**--Into the camera shot comes Sara McKenzie who’s sporting a grin of her own--**



Sara McKenzie: “Because you know that I’m always there to get to the bottom of things dear.”



Cedrone: “What’s there to get to the bottom of that I haven’t already covered sweetheart?”



Sara: “Well after your little interview with Bacon in the ring a little while ago, you left everyone asking the same question.”



Cedrone: “What’s that?”



Sara: “What was the self-lesson that you gave yourself in your visit to the ‘dark room?’”



Cedrone: “Oh, I did kinda leave that hanging didn’t I?”



Sara: “Yes you did. You said that your conscience told you ‘you are who you are’ what did that mean?”



Cedrone: “Ah, ‘you are who you are’ could mean a lot of things, but the way I read it was like this. There’s a reason why people are the way they are. There’s a reason why I am where I am at this point in time of my career, and that reason is my confidence. Ya see Sara, in this sport you HAVE to be confident, if you’re not, you’ll get eaten alive and not a truer statement has ever been said, let me tell ya.”



“What a difference nine months can make, huh?”



Sara: “What do you mean?”



Cedrone: “Nine months ago I had all the support from the boys in the back, everyone voiced their support saying how much I deserve to be the World Champion. Well, somewhere along the way, somewhere in the course of nine months, apparently the tides changed. There’s a bunch of grumblings saying how much I need to lose the Title, how I’ve overstayed my welcome as World Champion. And I admit, all those grumblings…they’ve taken their toll on my confidence. Maybe Scott’s been right all the while, maybe I care TOO much about how other people think about me and what I do, well no more. My friends, my family, my fans and myself are the only ones I’m concerned about makin’ happy from now on. Everyone else can stick it!”



**--Pop--**



Sara: “Do you have any idea who’s been downing you and your Title reign?”



Cedrone: “I don’t know exactly who’s been sayin’ it, all I know is that they can keep sayin’ it all they want, apparently they’re just jealous of the fact that they’re not where I’m at today.”



Sara: “The Royal Rumble match itself is coming up, a match full of men AND women who strive to be where you’re at, who want nothing more than to be the VWF World Heavyweight Champion, do you have any comments for them? Do you think that any of the participants were the one or ones that says you don’t deserve to be in the spot you’re in?”



Cedrone: “Sara honey, it could be anybody or even everybody for as much as I know or even care. But as for my comments to the participants of the Royal Rumble, I wish every one of you the best of luck, and may the best person win, but be prepared to face the best this sport has to offer, whether it be me or Scott DiBiase. I have news for ya though, if you’re facin’ me…it could very well be the old Jonny Cedrone. Sara, I’ve decided to take matters into my own hand from now on. If it makes me look like a heel, then so be it, as long as I’m still World Champion, then it’s all that matters.”



Sara: “And as far as the World Championship and Scott DiBiase goes, do you have any final comments about your match up tonight?”



Cedrone: “Scott, I said it earlier, I still respect you, and you’re still my friend, but understand that the VWF World Championship’s on the line, anything goes. And believe me, I know that the same goes for your end as well, I couldn’t ask for it any other way to be honest. I will stop at nothin’ to keep this Championship in my possession Scott…nothin’.”



Sara: “A determined Jonny Cedrone ladies and gentlemen!”



Cedrone: “Remember this, and this too can be a message for the Rumble participants, as I said before, skills and talent GETS you to the top, it’s hard work, dedication, determination and heart that KEEPS you at the top. That’s why I’ve been at the top for the past nine months, turning back challenge after challenge. This time, just like the last time and any other time we’ve met, will not be an easy task to pull off. Scott’s the number one contender for a reason, because he’s earned it and he’s more than deserving of it, and he’s one of the best this sport has to offer. ONE of the best, I’m ALSO one of the best in the sport. That’s why Scott and I were voted as feud of the year, not only because we’re the top dogs, but because we put on the best match of any show, whether we’re bitter enemies or best of friends and tonight will be no different Sara! Two years…two years worth of feuding culminates to right here tonight. Two years worth of frustration, hatred, respect and friendship all adds up and comes to a head here tonight in what some people look at as ‘the last dance.’ I personally think there’ll be plenty more where that comes from, but what do I know? All I know is that whenever our feud DOES come to end, it will bring an end to an era, no question about it. But as for tonight, Scott, as much as I would like to see you as World Champion, I like seein’ myself as Champion a little more. Good luck and may the best man win.”



**--Cedrone nonchalantly went back to getting ready for his match as Sara just turns back to the camera--**



Sara: “Well…there ya have it. Your VWF World Heavyweight Champion, ‘The King of Sexy’ Jonny Cedrone. He’s locked, cocked and ready to unload! Joey, back to you!”



**--The scene cuts to an advertisement--**

























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JOEY STYLES: Can you believe what we have just seen, P? Dan Ryan has pulled off a massive victory and has earned the right to headline Bloodlust to challenge for the World Heavyweight championship!



P. LICKIN: It should have been me, Styles! I should have won the Royal Rumble and gone on to Bloodlust to win the World  Heavyweight championship!



JOEY STYLES: Are you serious?!



P. LICKIN: You know I once spent three years as a wrestler?



JOEY STYLES: ...I find that a little hard to believe P.



P. LICKIN: Would you believe two?



JOEY STYLES: No.



P. LICKIN: How about an hour with your mom, and two hours washing myself afterwards?



JOEY STYLES: ...



P. LICKIN: I hope I wasn't out of line with that Mom crack.



JOEY STYLES: ...



P. LICKIN: She takes a Lickin and keeps on tickin'!



JOEY STYLES: P!



The spotlights all focus upon the Hell in a Cell structure, which begins its slow descent from the rafters.



JOEY STYLES: We have a new number one contender for the World Heavyweight championship, but now the demonic structure is lowering to surround the ring and the ringside area as it is time for our best of three falls main event to determine who will go to Bloodlust as the World Heavyweight champion!



The lights go out and are replaced red and white spotlights as "I Am Perfection" by Cage9 hits the sound system. Dash St. John steps onto the stage to a decent pop from the crowd and gestures towards the curtain as Scott DiBiase walks out onto the stage, illuminated by a red maple leaf-shaped spotlight. Flanked by Dash St. John as he slowly walks down the aisle, Scott smiles and flashes a handful of $100 bills, which he tosses into the crowd as he slaps hands with random fans in the front row.



JOEY STYLES: The challenger is looking confident here tonight in what may very well be the last shot he receives at the World Heavyweight championship. For two years he has been embroiled in a bitter rivalry with the current World Heavyweight champion but, ever since The End, they seem to have developed a nascent friendship based upon the mutual respect they share for each other.



Scott climbs up the ring steps and steps through the top and middle ropes to enter the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle facing the camera and gives the crowd a grin and nods his head before lifting his fist in the air to pump up the crowd. With a pop from the crowd, Scott jumps down from the turnbuckle and leans back in the corner.



JOEY STYLES: Scott DiBiase was the winner of the 2010 King of the Ring tournament, earning him the right to be the number one contender to the VWF World championship at The End but, somewhere along the way, Scott DiBiase began to see the light and started to make a change for the better.



P. LICKIN: Yeah, and what did that get him? About two months worth of losses under his belt. If had just stayed right where he was and kept doing things for himself and not pander to these peons, like I said, we'd be referring to him as the VWF World champion and not the challenger!



JOEY STYLES: Well tonight, he has another opportunity to get his hands on the VWF World championship...



The lights in the arena go out.



JOEY STYLES: ...as he takes on this man!



The fans are all abuzz with excitement as James Hetfield's vocals cry out "'Cause what don't kill ya, make ya more strong!" and the opening riffs of "Broken, Beat & Scarred" bring every last fan to their feet as a spotlight focuses at the top of the ramp where the VWF World Heavyweight champion is standing.



JOEY STYLES: And there we have the VWF World Heavyweight champion! Jonny Cedrone has undoubtedly weathered through many storms throughout his entire career, he's even thwarted his challenger here tonight a couple times, but will he be able to do it again? Will he be able to turn away yet another challenge? Will he be able to turn away such a determined challenger as Scott DiBiase is here tonight?



Wearing the World Title around his waist; he stands there, looking out at the crowd with a smile on his face and. after a moment, he walks down the ramp, getting more and more pumped up as he goes along, slapping some outstretched hands along the way. He reaches the ring steps and once more, as he reaches the top, he looks out at the crowd who are now at a fever pitch. He walks along the apron, wipes his feet and hops over the top rope into the ring. Once inside he ascends each turnbuckle, yelling something inaudible, playing to the crowd, throwing his fists up into the air, patting the World Title then pointing out to the crowd.



RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is for the VWF WORLD... HEAVYWEIGHT... CHAMPIONSHIP and is scheduled for the best two out of three falls! Introducing first, the challenger: from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada... weighing in at two hundred and forty-eight pounds... he is the 2010 KING... OF THE... RING: Scott DiBiase!



The crowd regales the challenger with a decent pop.



RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent... from Las Vegas, Nevada... weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds... he is YOUR VWF WORLD... HEAVYWEIGHT... CHAMPION: "The King of Sexy" Jonny Cedrone!



The crowd erupts while the champion acknowledged the respect and adulation being showered upon him, before unfastening the World championship belt and slowly folding the straps.



P. LICKIN: The champ looks like he could be kissing that title good-bye, Styles.



JOEY STYLES: You should know to never count the champion out, P. He's taken on the likes of Crimson Lightening, "The Goddess" Alexia and the longest reigning World champion in VWF history: Mr. Fantastic in order to realize his dreams of being the World champion.



P. LICKIN: Don't forget the Masked Bastard, Styles! That gutless coward made the champ's life a living hell for the better part of a year!



JOEY STYLES: But the champ overcame those odds, he fought through all of the adversity and, despite having that perpetual target on his back, he has proven to each and every one of us why he deserves to hold that prestigious belt. Yes, that list also includes the current challenger and, yes, Scott DiBiase demonstrated the lengths he was willing to go to in order to get this shot but if there is one thing we have learned from their last epic encounter at The End, it's that these two men will stop at nothing to put on the best match they possibly can.



P. LICKIN: Seriously, Styles... how much is DiBiase paying you to say that?



Jonny hands the World championship belt to the referee, who holds it in front of the challenger before raising it above his head and displays it to everybody in attendance. He then hands the belt to the ring announcer who exits the cell and fastens the door closed with chain and a padlock and the ref calls for the bell to start the match.



*DING*



The two men circle each other for a moment, each glancing out into the crowd before locking up in a collar-and-elbow tie up until DiBiase pulls Cedrone into a side headlock, but the champion throws the challenger into the ropes. DiBiase rebounds off the ropes and takes the champion off his feet with a shoulderblock before bouncing off the ropes once more, but Cedrone gets to his feet and uses DiBiase's momentum to take the challenger down with a powerslam. Wasting no time, Cedrone scales to the top rope and, when DiBiase reaches his feet, he jumps off and takes the challenger down with a missile dropkick. Cedrone covers DiBiase, hooking the leg, as the ref makes the count 1... 2... kickout.



Cedrone pulls DiBiase to his feet and applies a front facelock before shifting to a side headlock, but the challenger counters with a back suplex. The ref begins to count both men out but DiBiase gets back to his feet at the count of four and backs into the corner, sizing up the champion. He rushes forward and drops a knee to the champion's head and then goes back to the corner for another pass, but Cedrone moves out of the way and gets back to his feet while DiBiase lies on the mat, holding his knee. Cedrone grabs DiBiase's leg and drops a series of elbows to the back of the challenger's knee, before locking on the figure four leglock. Cedrone has the hold locked in tight and DiBiase cries out in pain, failing to realize his shoulders are flat on the mat. The ref counts 1... 2... DiBiase gets his shoulder up. Cedrone pulls back on DiBiase's leg but the challenger refuses to submit, then the champion nails DiBiase in the head and he falls back onto the mat. The ref counts 1... 2... DiBiase pulls his shoulder up but Cedrone nails him in the head one more time 1... DiBiase gets his shoulder up and pulls himself close enough to the ropes to grab on, forcing the champion to break the hold.



Cedrone pulls DiBiase away from the ropes and attempts to reapply the figure four, but the challenger kicks the champion into the ropes, but as Cedrone bounces off the ropes, he grabs DiBiase's legs and twists him onto his stomach into a Boston Crab. DiBiase cries out in pain and drags himself towards the ropes. Cedrone breaks the hold and drops a pair of fists into the challenger's head. DiBiase rolls the to center of the ring and doubles the champion over with a shot to the midsection and delivers a chop which sends the champion reeling into the ropes. When DiBiase moves in to capitalize, Cedrone fires back with a chop of his own and DiBiase retaliates by grabbing the champion in a headlock and dragging him down to the mat. Cedrone's shoulders are down only long enough for the referee to make a one count and the champion grabs the challenger with head scissors. DiBiase releases his headlock and flips over into a pinning position 1... 2... the champion gets his shoulder up and bridges up and pulls the challenger into a pinning position with a back slide. The ref counts 1... 2... kickout!



DiBiase rolls outside the ring and pulls the champion out when he gets too close to the ropes and throws him into the cage. Cedrone gets back to his feet but DiBiase slams him onto the ground and rolls into the ring to break the count before rolling back out. The referee admonishes the challenger, telling him to get himself and the champion back into the ring but DiBiase irish whips the champion into the cage, which draws a chorus of boos from a large portion of the crowd. DiBiase looks out into the crowd before pulling Cedrone back to his feet and throwing him into the ring. Pulling the champion to his feet, DiBiase delivers a standing vertical suplex and pins the prone champion 1... 2... Cedrone gets his shoulder up. Both men get back to their feet and the challenger attempts a back suplex but the champion flips over and lands on his feet, grabbing DiBiase by the waist and pushing him into the ropes, using the momentum of the rebound to roll the challenger into a pin. The ref counts 1... 2... DiBiase pushes Cedrone into the ropes.



DiBiase moves in and Cedrone hits with a knife-edged chop to the midsection and sends DiBiase into the ropes, lowering his head to attempt a back body drop but the challenger sees it coming and kicks the champion in the face. Cedrone reels back and DiBiase takes him down with a chop to the chest. The challenger covers the champion, hooking the leg 1... 2... Cedrone gets his shoulder up. A significant portion of the crowd begin a "JON-NY JON-NY JON-NY" chant while DiBiase scales the turnbuckles, but he's too slow as the champion gets back to his feet and knocks the challenger off balance and his crotch meets the steel of the turnbuckle support.



JOEY STYLES: Each and every male in the audience felt that one along with Scott DiBiase!



P. LICKIN: I had a feeling DiBiase was into the Swollen Members...



Cedrone ascends to the middle turnbuckle and applies a facelock on the challenger, then he grabs his trunks and pulls DiBiase off the turnbuckle into a superplex, both men landing hard on the mat. The champion recovers faster and pulls the challenger back to his feet and kicks him in the midsection. DiBiase doubles over and Cedrone takes him down with the CASH OUT! The ref counts 1... 2... THREE!



*DING**DING**DING*



P. LICKIN: You may as well just hand Cedrone the belt right now, there's no way DiBiase can come back and win two straight falls against the  champ!



JOEY STYLES: Ladies and gentlemen, what a match so far! Jonny Cedrone and Scott DiBiase has shown to the entire world just why they’re two of the top dogs in this sport!



P. LICKIN: It’s only the end of the first fall Joey, calm down. It hasn’t been that exciting.



JOEY STYLES: What do you mean it hasn’t been that exciting? We have two of the biggest stars in wrestling today fighting it out like they did back in the day! the only difference is that this time, we have a cell wrapped around the ring and ringside area to modernize it just a bit!



P. LICKIN: "Back in the day?" What do you mean like back in the day?



JOEY STYLES: For years in the wrestling world, every championship match was contested in a best of three falls match, that way we definitely knew who the better man was.



P. LICKIN: Just how old are you?



JOEY STYLES: P, unlike you, I grew up a wrestling fan, I've learned everything there is to know about this sport. I do this job because I love the sport, I love the stories these guys tell in the ring, I love the artwork these guys perform in the ring. I don't do it for the same reason you do, P!



P. LICKIN: Oh yeah? And what would that reason be smart ass!



JOEY STYLES: To pay off your debt to the Mafia and Smart A$$'s mom.



P. LICKIN: I hate you.



*DING*



Cedrone and DiBiase lock up and DiBiase pushes Cedrone into the corner, breaking once the referee counts to two, but Cedrone pushes him away for good measure. DiBiase responds and pushes Cedrone back into the corner and the two competitors stare each o

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